The top ten films for the weekend, according to studio estimates compiled by Exhibitor Relations:
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2002 1:27 AM
Is time machine good? Another Aussie dominating Hollywood. I swear Australia produce the best actors, they can even do American accents but "top dollar" American actors cant do do Aussie accents. How lame.
Go Russell, Guy, Kate, and Hugh Jackman. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2002 3:28 AM
Get this through your head you Jew mother f*cker, you only exsist out here because of me! With out me, you personally, every f*cking wiseguy stow around got a piece of your jew ass! Now where you gonna go?
Poodle ater your weenie.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2002 8:14 PM
Im going to go to your mother's house and shove my circumcised Jew cack in her oversized red ass. Then Im going to blow all over the bitch's face and then burn the house down. Thats what Im going to do. Well, you asked didnt you?
What do you mean I only exist out here because of you? Are you George W Bush or just another one of his patriotic zombies?
Terrorist ate your weenie :p
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2002 5:01 AM
You poor Yankee doodle. Its no wonder your country is so hated. You are such pussies and cry babies. Didnt mean to make you cry Uncle Sam and no I am not a Jew, I dont play a banjo, and a dingo didnt eat my baby. Just a regular Ozzie bloke who has more knowledge of the world than your arrogant ass. Cant blame you though, America is so shut off from the rest of the world because they think that they are the world.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings mate but unless you ignorant yanks havent noticed there is more to us Ozzies than our defence forces helping your stupid nation clean up your stupid messes.
Catch ya later Aligator.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2002 7:17 AM
Listen, I'm a patent man, that's what five months in a Vietnam prison camp will do to you but if I find out who you are then I will bring you down baby, I will bring you down to Chinatown. I don't care who your seeing, who's dick you're sucking on, I'm gonna have your job sh*thead.
Okay, maybe I'm being a bit harsh, I don't mean to kick a guy when he's down. Don't worry, you'll be back on your knees in no time.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 21, 2002 11:29 PM
Yeah whatever you reckon mate. Cant wait to meet ya. Stay for a while, maybe you might learn something. Wouldnt put money on it though.
Guess you dont like Chinese food then? At least you always have your weeners and McDonalds.
Poor bugger, go back to your P.O.W rehab, I'll have a beer for ya. Toodle-loo.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 22, 2002 2:17 AM
Oh! What a big man you are! Here, let me by you a pack of gum- I'll show you how to chew it.
I humiliated you? Oh my God I'm sorry.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 23, 2002 8:24 PM
What the f*ck are you talking about? I think you were supposed to be on another thread or something. Either that or you are hearing those voices in your head from when your daddy used to molest you.
Oh and please dont use God's name in vain, that is why yo have such bad luck.
Thanks for the gum but I have tic tacs.