Boy bands are on a mad takeover for the galaxy!

By Power-trip February 23, 2002 9:27 PM

It use to be that the sky was the limit for celebrities. But now it seems boy bands want to invade space as well. Fox News reports that Lance Bass of N'sync wants to be an astronaut. Check the link for the low down.

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Space Cadet reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 25, 2002 3:30 AM

I guess these fools never really got over the rejection of not being in Star Wars: Episode 2.
May the Force be with him. Hes going to need it.

Air in his head reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 25, 2002 10:58 AM

In the space, no one can hear you screaming!

RE: Air in his head reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 26, 2002 2:33 AM

I don't have a problem sending him into space, afterall, they sent a monkey up didn't they?

Invading space? reply

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on February 26, 2002 6:23 AM

I think they were talking about invading Brad Pitt's space and were misunderstood.

Lost in Space............... reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on February 26, 2002 8:07 AM

Send 'em all. How long would a round trip take?

RE: Lost in Space............... reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 26, 2002 12:19 PM

Like a hit from a meteor, I hope.

Lost in spaaaaace! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 2, 2002 2:53 AM

He must be heading for Uranus. (Yer anus!).

RE: Lost in spaaaaace! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 3, 2002 6:51 AM

...where he'll be giving a space concert. His "message" will reach another civilization, and they will declare war against earth because of the devastation caused by the sonic beam, so mankind has to fight for their lives.
Damn him!

RE: Lost in spaaaaace! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 3, 2002 7:26 AM

LoL

Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by South America Shemp (Dirt_Floor@sh!thole.com) on March 5, 2002 5:22 AM

please shut up

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 5, 2002 9:37 AM

Crawl off your E-mail name into your E-mail adress.

Making intelligent comments too hard for you?

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by South America Shemp (Dirt_Floor@sh!thole.com) on March 5, 2002 11:21 AM

you can't possibly believe that the gay chit chat between you two homo's is intelligent.

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 5, 2002 11:47 AM

You're south american, right?
Entonces dejate de romper las pelotas, boludo.

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2002 12:55 PM

I certainly am South American, like you, I love girly sports like Soccer, wear nut huggers to the beach, and am way too lazy to work. I do not however speak spanish very well, since english is the language of kings. However if it pleases you, I'll translate YOUR pisant sentence: Since obviously my balls are bigger than yours. We lowly South Americans will never be able to relate to our northern true Americans. So when you 2 are done making out, let's get back to the topic.

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 5, 2002 8:43 PM

You're not south american. That's not the translation of I said. Also, you don't speak english very well, cause PISANT could be probably PEASANT. But that's not even an insult.
If you don't like what's south the Rio Bravo, just say it. Don't pretend to be from the continent if you can't even name the 13 countries on it, without a map.

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 6, 2002 8:47 PM

America is such a sh*thole there is poverty everywhere. There are lots of sluts in South America and North America so Im not complaining. Women are easy in all countries. Including you fags.

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 7, 2002 1:39 AM

I'm sooooo hurt Mr. Dirt-floor. Look, if you are cruising the web looking for fags, this is not the place to be. There are many homo sites that can cater for your taste.
Because two people have a conversation does not make them homosexual. If you are homophobic shut the f**k up, then nobody will talk to you, then you don't need to be so afraid. Problem solved.
I come to this site to read about films, not to be engaged in childish conversations by biggotts and a$$holes like you. Shut up or go somewhere else, nobody thinks you are funny!

RE: Skullfire & Moose are complete dorks reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 7, 2002 5:12 PM

I love you. Do you have a sister?

Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 8, 2002 1:56 AM

Yo Skullfire,
I don't think you'd like her, she weighs 200Kg and beats guys up with her breasts. (Or maybe you would, everyone to their own!).

Seriously though, I got a tad depressed for a while there. I don't understand why people must spend their time trying to p1ss people off. (Yes Fred I do mean you too). Everybody has a right to their own opinion. But OK, if that's the level dictated by the admistrators of this site, then I'm just gonna have to swallow the lumps now that I have come to the decision that the articles are just too good too miss.

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 8, 2002 11:18 AM

Moose is an endangered specie.

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 8, 2002 1:01 PM

I can tell my sister that you are interested.

(Hope you've got medical insurance, she could be there like a shot).

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 9, 2002 6:29 PM

Does she looks like someone?

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 10, 2002 1:47 AM

Someone.............

Hmmmmmmmmm..........

Sometimes.

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 11, 2002 11:34 AM

In the ice, can you tell your sister from a seal?

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 11, 2002 1:14 PM

Oh yes! A seal is smaller and doesn't babble endlessly. (Uuurgh, let's stop this. I'm getting flashes of Al Bundy's mother-in-law).

So, you concede Sweden 2, Argentina 1?

RE: Moose is not a dork.... but I'm willing to learn! reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 12, 2002 2:43 PM

At the end of first half? Maybe.

Argentina.... Crash and Burn. reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 16, 2002 1:11 PM

You mean Argentina's not gonna score in the second half?

RE: Argentina.... Crash and Burn. reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on March 17, 2002 9:29 AM

No, I mean that we'll give Sweden 45 minutes of hope and 45 minutes of total acceptance of his defeat, in that order.

Moose.... Crash and Burn. reply

Posted by Moose (moose@dtheatre.com) on March 17, 2002 12:16 PM

Ok, I stand corrected.