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By Jack February 4, 2002 10:44 AM
The top ten films for the weekend, according to studio estimates compiled by Exhibitor Relations:
| 1. | Black Hawk Down | $11.5 million |
| 2. | Snow Dogs | $9.9 million |
| 3. | Count of Monte Cristo | $9.0 million |
| 4. | A Walk to Remember | $8.8 million |
| 5. | A Beautiful Mind | $8.5 million |
| 6. | The Mothman Prophecies | $7.5 million |
| 7. | Lord of The Rings | $6.6 million |
| 8. | I Am Sam | $6.5 million |
| 9. | Kung Pow: Enter the Fist | $3.8 million |
| 10. | Orange County/Slackers | $3 million |
| comments: 17
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2002 12:04 PM
"Kung Pow" is totally fake!
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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on February 4, 2002 4:03 PM
Wow! No kidding? See, I thought it was real that some people have tongues that have eyes and talk and a baby can go rolling down a hill for several years and come out alive, etc.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2002 3:49 AM
This site is great! I always used to think the internet was just used for porn.
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2002 11:48 AM
Good for you Loathe, you see the logic in my words, it may just be the wanton soup talking, but I believe your getting smarter. For those of you in the JetLi Fan Club, please restrict your kids from sending me pictures with clothing. Thank you.
feel my nuts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2002 6:17 PM
My son said that he was invited to your place to meet the famous Jet Li but he was sadly disappointed because instead he met some naked American man with small willy with Jet Li tattooed all over his naked body. He said that you tried to rape him but he kicked your tiny nuts through the roof of your mouth, (something he learned from movies of the real Jet Li) and then he made pick your anus with your nose.
Please refrain from calling my son you filthy, yankee paedophile because he will kick your ass again.
Concerned Parent
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 3:13 AM
Yea, what he said.
RE: feel my nuts reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 3:14 AM
Yea, what he said.
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2002 7:11 AM
Your son was disappointed because I have a small willy?
I guess he takes after you, and if you have seen any of my movies you know that I am not a Yank.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 8:56 AM
Do you really, in all honesty, have nothing better to do with your time?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 10:32 PM
My son says that he just wanted Jet Li's autograph and he got a naked, white paedophile instead. By the way, how are your nuts feeling? Still in your stomach?
Anyway, we got in touch with the real Jet Li and he will be coming over to your place to beat the kaka out of you and give you his autograph.
So please, try not to be naked this time.
Concerned parent
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 7, 2002 5:32 AM
First of all, I am the real Jet Li, and while in my country there are thousands of people with my name, I am in fact the same actor you pay to see in award winning movies like "The Black Mask", "Once Upon A Time In China 2", and the undergound film "I'm Mauling Your 9 Year Old Right Now", which I co'starred with the American sensation Ross Perot, and Elijah Wood. I wanted to change my name to Jet Wood, but my agent warned me against doing so. Look for me in my upcoming movie "The Ped" in early summer. Thanks for making me richer than 7 year old ass. I love you guys.
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 7, 2002 5:36 AM
First of all, I am the real Jet Li, and while in my country there are thousands of people with my name, I am in fact the same actor you pay to see in award winning movies like "The Black Mask", "Once Upon A Time In China 2", and the undergound film "I'm Mauling Your 9 Year Old Right Now", which I co'starred with the American sensation Ross Perot, and Elijah Wood. I wanted to change my name to Jet Wood, but my agent warned me against doing so. Look for me in my upcoming movie "The Ped" in early summer. Thanks for making me richer than 7 year old ass. I love you guys.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2002 7:20 AM
Yeah we read you the first time idiot, and thats too much. Why dont you seek therapy for your obvious crush on Jet Li?
RE: What's your name? reply
Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2002 2:59 AM
If we just ignore his posts he'll soon get bored and go elsewhere.
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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 11, 2002 8:33 AM
Hiyaaaa! watch my movies some more idiots!! Hiya!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2002 10:34 AM
Wow its a good thing we had you around to let us know that (point of the movie). Thanks for the insight.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 8, 2002 10:43 AM
Right.. I think his english is a little too good to be Jet. "american football brother"
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