News About Darren Aronofsky's Next

By Jack January 30, 2002 11:27 AM

Darren Aronofsky Online reports that Sean Gullete (star of Aronofsky's "PI") will have a principal role in his upcoming sci-fi flick "Last Man" which Brad Pitt is attached too. (Thanks to DH!)

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 30, 2002 12:15 PM

Dean is a good man, but a lousy Martial Artist. My Master Stevie Segal once said: Dean is OK with me. Words to live by. Think about it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2002 11:38 PM

aaaww shuddup 100%  Havent you got enuff aliases?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2002 3:06 AM

What's your real name fat body!? Are you a peter puffer!?

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2002 8:22 AM

He who does not register is a pussy, ass, coward and should be called Jean Claude

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2002 2:02 AM

He who pretends to be Jet Li is, quite frankly a dick.

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2002 5:40 AM

Please son, don't call me names on the internet.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2002 8:16 AM

Yes Master Pussy Ass Coward, Van Damme Wannabe... or should I just call you 100%?  Nah, that would be too much of an insult.

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 4, 2002 2:44 PM

Although I do understand your joke, I am in fact Jet Li. I do not care as to your opinion. Thanks all the same Jean.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2002 11:14 PM

You are welcome RED.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2002 3:46 AM

Jet Li, do you own a jet?

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 5, 2002 11:56 AM

If you are a Jet Li fan I trhank you! You have made me rich. I used to clean yurinal, although I needed a boost to squeeze out the cakes.  mmmm cakes.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 5, 2002 6:30 PM

100% American,  
I thought I told you to shut up.  Now get back in line and take your medication.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 3:30 AM

I just heard on the radio that Jet Li had been arrested for taking part in a gang bang at Sylvester Stalones house with underage children.

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Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2002 7:20 AM

That is true, but the guess list was not accurate, they left out Nick Stahl, Joey Lawerence, Corey Feldman, Joshua Jackson, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Screech, & Jack.
We has a fun time.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 6, 2002 9:01 AM

What's your opinion on Gary Coleman? Does he still count?