Yet More Spider-Man Pictures

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2002 3:01 AM

The full trailer looks pretty nice.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2002 5:58 AM

What's with that jibberish up there!
Type in proper english or sweep up your dirt floor.

South America Shemp

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2002 8:02 AM

Talk proper English ya eedjat before a whoop yer dang ass bwoy!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 29, 2002 10:56 AM

Everytime I go to this site its under construction. Whats up with that?

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 29, 2002 11:56 AM

Excuse me, ain't this the land of the free, where there's freedom of speech?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 30, 2002 4:02 AM

No, this is the internet.

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 30, 2002 6:27 AM

Tobey looks super hot in his skin tight outfit. Alas if only he were a decade younger. Pity.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 30, 2002 3:46 PM

No wonder how many intolerance.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2002 3:11 AM

Do you suck dicks?

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2002 5:27 AM

I am Jet Li, of course I do.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 31, 2002 7:00 AM

I think somebody is reeeally insecure and jealous of jet-li. Otherwise, just a down right racist.

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2002 8:29 AM

He asked question, so I answewred, in China it is rude not to do so, I suppose in your native Iraq it is alright. Register or accept name given to you by me. From this day forth you shall be known only as Milky Nut Fuker, which in China means coward that is too much of a pussy to register. Jet Li has spoken!

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 31, 2002 11:47 AM

Are you in the same pederast club with Michael Jackson?

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on January 31, 2002 12:08 PM

Alas, No, Michael is not even close to the leauge i am in. You see Mr. Jackson only likes little boys, while I like all children as long as they are under the age of 13 or are shorter than me. Being as tiny as I am does not help the situation. Luckily there are young dwarves that fill my fancy. Thanks for trating my greatest pleasure with respect Skullfire!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2002 2:12 AM

One sick puppy.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 1, 2002 5:22 PM

Sounds like a Mariah Carey'song.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 2, 2002 12:35 AM

Im from China and dont appreciate racist remarks of this nature. If you are not a pussy then put your real name on the website when you make your prejudice public instead of ripping off a real star-celebrity.
If you are scared of shemps just say so, if you are a shrimp then say so. If you want to f*ck Jet Li so bad,then say so.
If you are 100% redneck Jet Li hater then say so. Dont go around calling people pussy's when u cant even admit your racist and homosexual tendencies.
Just say so.

Ah-So-L

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2002 3:48 AM

If Bruce Lee were still alive he'd open up a six pack of whoop ass on Jet Li.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 5, 2002 5:28 PM

That's OK, because Jet Li would like a six pack in his a*s.

Posted by Jet Li (Wushu@hotmail.com) on February 6, 2002 7:46 AM

Jet Li is my real name fellow China person. I would easily fuk up Bruce Lee or Jackie "mylittle bitch" Chan, and what is so wrong with molesting young children, in China it is considered to be very normal. You all love me so much! I am your HERO!

I am America! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2002 12:53 AM

No. The only heroes in the world are American you stupid f*cking chimp. Thats the law cos we made it. Dont forget that you little Chinaman wannabe. We are the king of the world!
Only Rednecks are allowed to have an opinion and if we like raping little chinese people then thats our God given right. Aight!!?
And if any of you mutha-f*ckers terrorise our beloved, supreme, nation again we are going to do what we did last time, cry! :(

SO DONT f*ck WITH US!!!

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 7, 2002 4:37 PM

Where's Captain America when his nation need him?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 7, 2002 8:46 PM

Dont worry, Spiderman is coming in May 2002. New York will be safe then at least.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 8, 2002 3:12 AM

Who needs spiderman when you've got Captain America and his mighty shield.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 8, 2002 11:25 AM

Avengers assemble!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 11, 2002 3:29 AM

We stand for truth, justice and the American way.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 11, 2002 11:44 AM

Blah, blah, blah...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 12, 2002 3:34 AM

With my American flag wrapped around my body I will defeat all the Commie bastards of this world! God bless America!

Saddam says reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 12, 2002 1:30 PM

Imperialist pig!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 13, 2002 5:09 AM

Shut up you Commie Nazi bastard man!

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 13, 2002 3:08 PM

Commie=Nazi?
Check History Channel, please.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2002 4:02 AM

Listen pal, I didn't join the army to pull paper out of peoples asses.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 14, 2002 2:44 PM

No, you did to push bullets into people heads.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 15, 2002 2:39 AM

Damn straight! gonna shoot me a towel head, just like cartoons.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 15, 2002 7:59 AM

Take position in the city's clock tower and start to shoot everyone that looks like Homer.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2002 2:43 AM

I like Homer.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 20, 2002 10:32 PM

Who doesn't?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 30, 2002 11:19 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 21, 2002 12:02 PM

spider man is my all time favorite person!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 22, 2002 1:01 PM

you guys suck my big hairy balls and my friends asses at the same time