Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?

By Jack December 18, 2001 9:54 AM

It seems as though Drew Berrymore and Tom Green, notorious for having only one testicle (Geez! I'm really asking for it on this one) are going to be spending some time in court. That's right it's another divorce.

These Hollywood marriages never last anyway and celebrity divorces seems to be a trend this year. The excuse: 'irreconcilable differences' (an excuse that even works for breaking up bands)

A Superior Court divorce petition was filed in LA, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. "Drew is a wonderful woman. I love her very much. I wish our marriage could have worked out. I wish her much happiness," he said in a statement given to the press by his publicist.

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RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2001 10:41 AM

This sex kitten is a much better actor then he is. Tom Green is nothing but a pencil neck geek.  Hopefully he will never again be offered "guest appearances" in her feature films.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 18, 2001 11:33 AM

Finally she understands the big mistake.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2001 3:43 PM

HE is devorcing HER.

She was getting kinda chubby anway.

Then again, he only has one nut.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 18, 2001 4:02 PM

Or he does....
she's a braincell-less spun-out twit who thinks she looks a lot better than she does

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 18, 2001 4:32 PM

Drew never answer your love letters?

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by sodaboy (contactbm@excite.com) on December 18, 2001 8:17 PM

Ha. That is the funniest thing I heard all day.  Remember "Irreconcilable Differences"?  That's the movie where Drew divorced her parents. Oh irony can sting so.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Error11 (No Email) on December 19, 2001 7:00 AM

Actually the whole thing is a publicity stunt.  Drew's production company just acquired the rights to her child age movie 'irreconcilable differences' and she is releaseing it on dvd.

They can't get divorced! Say it isn't so. I even burned down their house trying to get them to love each other more....but I digress.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by rogueman (***) on December 19, 2001 12:03 PM

So, one day, Mr. Monotesticle wakes up, looks over at Drew, and realizes, "Whoa, man...I'm bangin' the little girl from E.T.!!" He gets creeped out and asks for a divorce. Makes sense to me.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on December 21, 2001 7:04 AM

I can see it know, they were thinking "what do you get when you cross a bloated keg whore and an annoying loudmouth dork."

They look at each other and shudder and in unison call their attorneys on their cellphones.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 21, 2001 11:40 AM

The worst part of the experiment is that they became so slow that didn't realize that until their five month of marriage.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2001 12:14 PM

tom green and glen humplick are lovers....
drew never stood a chance...

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 25, 2001 10:08 PM

why is it that hollywood couples never last?

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 26, 2001 3:55 PM

There are someones who did it. Paul Newman and wife (forgot her name), Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick, John Travolta & Kelly Preston, I don't remember if Bob Hope is married with somebody from Hollywood.
But still there are a few exceptions.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2001 3:17 PM

Skullfire is married to Natalie from "Facts of Life".

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2001 6:05 PM

Nice try, but I'm only in High school! Moron.

And for your information you pussy Shimp, I have an arranged marriage set up for next December, his name is Felix and he's better looking than you will ever be, and hes a superb dancer!
So fek off!  Prick.

        Skullfire

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 28, 2001 11:25 AM

Oh! I would chase Skullfire all over the site. Because I have nothing better to do, and 'cause he's so hot.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2001 5:22 PM

tom green give all of us with one testicle a bad name.....

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 29, 2001 5:23 PM

john travolta and kelly preston are a match made in scientology...

to cover the fact that john's gay....

www.anglefire.com/oh5/thescoop   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2002 9:56 AM

it is a prank, there are not really divorcing

www.angelfire.com/oh5/thescoop   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 26, 2002 9:58 AM

it is a prank, there are not really divorcing

RE: www.angelfire.com/oh5/thescoop   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on January 28, 2002 7:34 PM

Bloody hell!

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 4, 2002 2:36 AM

I would first of all like to say that all you sad sad lonely sexually frustrated people with no life no sense of humour and no inteligence should be all shot. Get a life and get a sense of humour Tom Green is a Renegade, a Pioneer and most of all a down right LEGEND OF COMEDY.

i see   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 17, 2002 12:12 AM

you guys are f*cking hilarious.  i almost pee'd my pants

RE: i see   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on February 20, 2002 10:41 PM

That was our action of the day.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2002 9:14 AM

She was not getting chubby, she's totally hot, and yah, he's funny, but that's what should have made it work

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 13, 2002 7:58 AM

Ok first of all she a very intelligent woman with a great career,you know something tom could never have, yes i will admit he is very funny(Sometimes)But i was wondering do any of yall know that HE was the one that divorced her for NO reason at all! She loved him to death, now he said he loved her too but would you tell people that you loved them too and go on and on about you marrying her and loving her and in almost every picture of each other you are kissing and looking sooo in love! And then divorce her FOR NO REASON AT ALL?!?!
No i didn't think so, if ya ask me that makes him look even more stupid than he already is. End of disscusion!

RE: www.anglefire.com/oh5/thescoop   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2002 9:12 AM

OK! I don't know who told you that but THEY ARE DIVORCEing, and HAVE DIVORCED!Nice try, but you just can't start a rumor on this problem!

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 1:59 PM

She is really a bitch.
I dont even know, what Tom saw in her.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2002 2:02 PM

Maybe because she`s a brianless bitch,and she thins she`s all that...

Or Maybe she`s gay!

married   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2002 2:28 PM

what date did they get married on?

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 24, 2003 10:41 AM

who really cares if she was getting chuby what does that have to do with anything?

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 9, 2003 9:25 PM

Does anyone have her email address? I wanted to get a hold of her. My email is gmeister9@hotmail.com . I hope i get a response. I usually dont but i know that she is the type that would write back. Thanks.

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 1, 2003 1:27 PM

No Drew Barrymore is a legend Tom Green is just plain stupid and hanging on her coattail,and by the way I am not sexually frustrated, I am a perfectly happry engaged female, who knows Tom Greene sucks

TOM GREEN IS THE MAN   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 10, 2003 10:02 PM

BEST COMEDIAN NOW ON MTV GUY ROCKS HE DOESNT NEED DREW SHE KINDA LOOKS UGLY OFF THE CAMERAS WHEN THEY SHOWED HER ON TOMS CANCER PROBLEMS AT HIS HOME WITH HIS FAMILY SHES BUT UGLY

Tom and drew are a cute couple!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 6:40 AM

I don't think they should of divorced. Tom is totally funny, and Drew is a great gal. i hopethey back togeather, as fast as they got divorced!

Tom green should stay with Drew!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2003 6:43 AM

Tom green is awsome and Drew rocks. Although he isn't the best looking man, they are so ment to be togeather!

RE: Drew Berrymore to Divorce Tom Green?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 21, 2004 12:27 AM

Do you know or did you find out her email cause friends and srangers claim I look like Tom Green