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Posted by Little Old Lady English (oldhousemom@razorback.com) on December 5, 2001 1:35 PM
The thread says "nekkid" not naked, which implies not just a brief glimpse of nudity, but naughty deeds as well. Oh how quickly you boys change your tune about Julia when the word "nekkid" comes into play!
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Posted by Cheswick (Cheswick@canIhavemycigarettes.com) on December 5, 2001 1:55 PM
if were lucky we will see a body double! Have any of you checked out this broads rack! Or dare I say lack of! Her tits look like two bitten down hitchhiker thumbs and her long shapeless legs make Phyllis Dillers look radiant! C'mon people use your eyes and don't believe the hype!!! Thanks for your time.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 2:00 PM
As a girl I can say with complete truth and utter desire that I am very excited to see Ms. Roberts in all her glory, also perhaps Stevie could get a skinny dip scene with Penelope Cruz & Michelle Phiefer as well.
My Pal Sal
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 2:05 PM
Obviously Cheswick was too busy choking his Charlie Chaplin to keep his eyes on the screen during Pretty Woman, where among other things she portrays some amazing legs, tummy and one hell of an ass! Me thinks Cheswick digs boys!
RED
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Posted by Cheswick (Cheswick@canIhavemycigarettes.com) on December 5, 2001 2:23 PM
Mr. Random shemp,
Get your facts straight before you use such witty insults as "Choking his Charlie Chaplin". (which I'm sure made all the other D&D players in your posse laugh) From the poster to the nookie scene, It was all a body double. YES, It's true and common knowledge amongst people who know what they are talking about. Might I add that it is O.K. to be a Julia admirer, I on the other hand don't understand the hoopla.
Cheswick
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Posted by Cheswick (Cheswick@canIhavemycigarettes.com) on December 5, 2001 3:21 PM
Jack I understand some find that to be their cup of tea, but I don't see it. If you look at her legs they really isn't a sultry shape to them (even with professional airbrushed photography). To each his own.
Cheswick
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2001 4:16 PM
I partially support Cheswick guy, I don't think Julia is the best woman ever.
Of course she's got a great body, but that's not her charme; her smile it is.
On the other hand, using the testoterone: "TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS, TITS"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 10:48 PM
Get a life you guys!!! D**n!!!! You all sound like a bunch of pathetic losers who have nothing better to do, then stare at a women from the neck down! I agree its probably a body double, but hey, what the Hell do you guys care, as long as it's a naked womens body!?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 5:29 AM
Mr. Cheswick:
What is "D&D"? and are you denying the fact that you would rather masterbate than look at an attractive woman. So for the sake of this thread and your opinion, we have hacked into your main frame and checked you out. Mr. Cheswick, first name Jizz, is a 36 year old comic book collector who lives in his parents basement, but watch out world cause in less than 32 months Jizz will be moving into the garage attic! He is a huge fan of Dolph Lungren, partially because he is in love with him and also cause he wants to look like him, but Cheswicks Mommy won't let him see women. First he has to clean his room. Jizz Cheswick on behalf of all the Random Shemps in the world, we salute you with your new Dtheatre name you shall be hailed as from this day forth: CUMSTAIN. congratulations!!!!!
SHEMP UNION
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 6:45 AM
Lets face it, we're all sad pathetic losers who just huddle in the darkness infront of our monitors typing insults to people we've never met and never will meet whilst commenting on subjects such as what Julia Roberts looks like naked. There's no point trying to pretend that any of us are cool or have a life because the very fact that we're on this site contradicts that.
Yours Sincerely,
Comic store guy.
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Posted by Cheswick (Cheswick@canIhavemycigarettes.com) on December 6, 2001 9:52 AM
Touche Shemp Union! You got the goods on me... I do find it amusing that you would be so interested in my reasons for masturbating more than your reasons for being a follower of Julia. Regardless the mainframe has been hacked and my secret is out. My kudo's to you for bringing to light my plans of deception on the dtheatre gang! I still stick to my guns and say that Julia Roberts is at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to attractive hollywood starlets. Thanks again Shemp Union you are a champ!
Jizz Cheswick
(why hide it?)
P.S.
"D&D" stands for "Dungeons & Dragons" I would think during all your detective work that that would have come easily to you.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 1:20 PM
Though I admire your response to that stupid f*cking shemp's cliched "you live in your mom's basement" bullsh*t, I have to disagree with you on the Julia Roberts thing. She's a babe! Her legs are PERFECT. But then again, I don't really go for the "Pamela Lee" Porno star type that most guys seem to be infatuated with. I'ma leg man, not a "tit" man.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 6, 2001 3:56 PM
I agree, Comic Store Guy. We all like a naked girl in the picture, but we think that is a fraud if you cheat people telling that the star is nude and then is a double.
Of course, it's a trick for stupids like us who are druling to see a star with no clothes.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 2:40 AM
I hope that Julia Roberts futyre in film making is not harmed by this. If you think about it, she might be branded with some type of name or somthing. Lets all just hope this will not be the last time we see Julia.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 3:31 AM
If she goes naked in this movie I can assure you it will not be the last time I'll be seeing Julia. Give me a copy of it, a slow-motion button and a box of tissues and I'll be happy.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 9:12 AM
She makes $20 million per pic. If she never made another film she would live very well for a very long time. Actually if she never made another film I would live better to. She sucks and is ugly as sin with that huge gaping mouth.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 4:22 PM
Yes...commenting on this site does make the work day go by a little faster....and its even more amusing if you are a female reading all this guy crap!
ps..julia has a beautiful face and hair..but i wouldn't exactly call her svelte..she has a big bum...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 4:25 PM
think about how bad that must make her brother feel...(that struggling actor, Eric Roberts, destined for a life of made for tv movies)
poor bastard..
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 6:16 PM
Forget what Julia Roberts looks like for a second, and think about what she's like as an actress....
She's easily in the top 5 list of "Unconvincing, No-Talent Hacks" of all time.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2001 10:26 AM
Sorry Red, but Ches was spot on with his body double comment. In "Pretty Woman" all the shots of her body were, you guessed it, a body double. I recently of worked on a film ("Pinero" due out this winter) with her ex Ben Bratt and had the chance to meet her on the set, she's hot but she ain't all that. But she is really cool.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 11, 2001 7:13 PM
You've got the word "stupid" on your e-mail address and still criticize us? Besides, we don't humiliate ourselves, just show our difference of opinion in a verbally harmful way.
But you're right, this is about Julia Roberts. I think watch her naked it's not big deal, probably will be disappointing. Dress up always looks better on a woman.
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Posted by hifi1969 (stupidtrixxx@hotmail.com) on December 11, 2001 8:55 PM
Yes I do have the word "stupid" as a part of my Hotmail address. This is because I originally took out this email address to play a "stupid" trick on a co-worker of mine. I was not critizing you specificially. I was pointing out that this thread turned into a personal bashing session for those whom did not agree with one another on the subject.
Important Reminders:
Please try to keep posts on topic.
Try to reply to other people's discussions instead of starting new threads.
Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
Those are the reminders for posting messages per Digital Theatre.
I can point anyone that wants to bash each other to the correct forums.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 13, 2001 1:59 PM
Let the people speak freely, dude. Besides, I don't believe that anyone get hurt but all this stupidity. I've been insulted but don't care about it. It's a way to express yourself, which, in the humans case, it's lower other people to feel over them. We just don't get that we'll rise for ourselves, not over someone's head.
But keeping the topic, I wonder how much will get Julia for the nude?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 21, 2001 9:29 PM
You guys just want to see this bitch naked cos she's famous? You guys must be compensating for something, like serious lack of SEX!! She is an over-rated, hairy-armpit, giggling hyena, Mr Ed looking tramp. There are better looking amateurs and less popular celebrities who I would pay a lot more money to see nekkid than horse face Julia. also I think she got a useless body, with saggy tits, long shapeless legs and her ever so famous armpit goaty. YUCK!!
Does Apple and / or Cannon underwrite this movie?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 14, 2002 11:04 PM
Does Apple and / or Cannon underwrite this movie?
I have read quite a few articles referring to the fact that Steven Soderbergh used Cannon digital cameras to shoot much of it and Apple laptops to edit it. My guess is that Apple and / or Cannon underwrote this movie? I know that top brand marketing firms like Ming Diamond Price PR use this type of sneaky marketing strategy for it's clients all the time. The movie is an excellent example of viral marketing if I?ve ever seen one.
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Posted by tigerjohn3 (bajb@hotmail.com) on February 19, 2003 10:58 AM
Julia what are you doing. Mr Steven Soderberg please have Julia Give me a call I want to talk to her immediately she knows who I am. I am Bruce Beaudine a Chicago Actor. my number is 815-353-4999. Tell her I have her mothers phone number. I need to talk to her about a personal matter.