Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?

By Jack November 28, 2001 12:35 PM

A bad ass among bad asses Samuel L. Jackson is always ready to discuss what we want to hear. This time it's nekkid ladies on set. Read on.

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RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 1:10 PM

I don't really have anything to contribute to this discusssion, I just wanted to type "Halle Berry's Tits." Aint computer's great?

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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 28, 2001 1:48 PM

Tits is a nasty term (cows & goats) for that part of the female anatomy. It would be more appropriate to use the terms: hooters, cans, or squeeze toys instead. If you have seen Halle in "Bulworth" or "Swordfish" then you know she has a lot to offer besides just great jugs.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 1:52 PM

God damn 100%, you're getting slow on the draw. You're only number 2 on the board.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 1:54 PM

Question:  What male actor has the best man boobs?

RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 28, 2001 2:05 PM

That's a tough one: John Goodman, Marlon Brando, Horatio Sanz, Daniel Baldwin, they all have bussoms and should wear a sports bra for better posture and to save face.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 2:28 PM

Meatloaf in "Fight Club"

RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 28, 2001 6:16 PM

Samuel L. Jackson is not the only one who discusses anything, as you can see.

RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 7:20 PM

you forgot to include fun bags

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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on November 28, 2001 8:05 PM

I agree she's got a great set but have ya seen her ass?

She's got a turd cutter that makes you be proud to be a man.

RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 9:06 PM

I prefer the term "sweater meat"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 9:25 PM

i prefer "Hump nuggets"

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on November 29, 2001 8:50 AM

Milk Bags?

Chocolate Milk Bags?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2001 11:03 AM

how about a great couple of "snoopy heads"!

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Posted by cousinzeb (no thanks) on November 29, 2001 11:08 AM

That's one of the things I like about Samuel J.  He always tells it like it is.  Be honest - would half of you who've seen the flick even bothered if you didn't know she was gonna flash those sweet melons?

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 29, 2001 4:02 PM

The truth is that Samuel, like all of us, would kill for get some of Halle, but he defends himself of that desire by critizing her.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2001 11:32 PM

john goodman-ah does he count as an actor?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2001 10:29 AM

the correct term is LUNG HAMMERS. check yo self foo!
Ha!
Gabe Texas
FTE TXHC.

RE: Samuel L. Jackson Discusses Halle Berry's Tits?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2001 7:50 PM

Oh your right on that one I went because

a: I saw it for two dollars

b:Someone else paid it for me

c:hmm well action i suppose but the real highlight is the could of been set-up BETTER scene of "Halle's Berries", funny name.(even though I think for the money they paid their morons for not setting up a better viewing of her tits and a LONGER one as well , if i was the director i would of done another take with a nice zoom  on her titties "no no cut cut we can't use this is sh*t, take five and go over your lines" "here give me that film you idiot I should be in charge of it" ... and away to my trailer I go for a private viewing session. hell he could of made a killing over it on e-bay, tell me i'm wrong!!! Yea I know it's kind of a perverted thought but those are some of the nicest tits i've seen in a hollywood movie and sh*t just look at her,also don't forget about her ass.Actually if I was the director i'd probably be a prick and keep it to myself)

Hey does anyone know where to get a good MPEG of her tit scene.Perhaps Morpheus.
Any thoughts?(www.basically where can I find Halle's Tit's on MPEG.com)you be doing your country a GREAT service, because I don't want to have to own a lackluster loser movie(with great flesh)just to spank my peter,I mean for my viewing pleasure!!! sh*t!!! sh*t!!!(on a closing note I wonder if she's ever to her tit's again...   ... will it be multiple millions this time...   ...probably.
But as that old phrase goes takes money to make money,Jackson was right about what he said,i'm sure they probably knew it was a bad movie ahead of time so they went back and re-filmed that scene to cover their loses,good idea if it's true,well it worked didn't it f*ckers,anyone have any thoughts on that?)

d: oh yea I just wanted to summarize that yea "Halle's Berries" were definitely the highpoint of the movie.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2001 7:59 PM

Critizing sh*t I thought nice tits was to be understood as a compliment.Even though she would never say it to the press,I'm one-hundred percent sure she'll get a chuckle out of it.(Hey by the way does anyone know about that incident on letterman were she unleased those mounds made of skin, saline(they have to be naturals will never look that good)and fat.
If so have seen any MPEG's Floating around the internet yet?)and yes i'm the same horny bastard as above talking about Halle's Berries.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2001 9:40 PM

This is a truly great site to let us speak our minds so freely and really not to have our thoughts and words edited out.Except the word "f*ck" and "c*nt" oh sorry how did those get in there. But really thank you digital theatre for allowing us to speak on these topic's so freely such as Halle's Berry's
God would I love to f*cking devour those nice ass tits in a new york minute. Hey that just gave me an Idea, listen to this why don't we have halle fly over to New York (Come on if this wouldn't give you any relief then you can't get your dick stiff anymore period.) and flash her tits in times square you put her high up on a stage and get her on a big screen,and let's say let her do it for about five minutes.We'll say "ok halle for every minute you flash your tits were going to give five million dollars,also if you take off your(oh now were really getting dirty ,men watch as mother's cover their kids faces) panties and you maybe twirl around a little bit and play with your ass a little bit too and that'll give you an extra 10 million does that sound fair(if you don't have any morals and aren't stupid yes it sure as sh*t is fair,for that amount of money I guarantee most of the women in this country wouldn't have any morals for five minutes,if they were offered this),also to add some extra honey to the pot(as if she needs anymore Honey in Her Pot,yes there is a hidden meaning to that Mr.Gump)when we release your performance on dvd you will receive fifthy percent of sales"   Halle "what are you f*cking insane"(yea this kind of an off the wall thought)

"you won't do it ? "

Halle:"thanks for answering my question,umm ok now where do I sign? "

*(Hidden contact clause, Halle must take part in 2,500 man gang bang hugh hefner(easy on the pills buddy),george carlin, eddie murphy, the pope,sure clinton maybe we can up your hillary and blue dress standards,O.J Simpson(better make him last he might try to stab her and ruin the fun for everybody, ron jeremy,owen wilson(hey you never know maybe she teach him how to act like a man and not some winey loser),corey haim & corey feldman(On second thought no, their so washed-up not even a role for both in the upcoming star wars and those damn harry cack smoker movies could help them out, true 80's relic's, no 80's trash sounds better I think)who else? well I think we could Use her to lure bin laden out of his,surely he not that attached to his goat.Moving on Rev.Jessie jackson(sh*t he already cheated once wouldn't this be worth a second time)Sorry Magic Halle isn't interested in you Mr.Aids(could I go any lower yea actually I could in my only morals I refrained in making a comment about George Harrison,but give me five million (I Wish it was that easy) I think most others would do the same, hey just ask national enquier and star they'd do it for free)ok who's next, let's invite harrison but only if he'll dress up as Indiana Jones or Han Solo(we'll give halle the choice on that one) (and hell while their talking about Harry cack smoker most likely to be (J.K Rollings derserves a one-way ticket to hell in opinion for this generic bastard fantasy creation of hers)(hey maybe they could lynch her the same night halle does her show,just kidding or am I ?)(God where do I get this sh*t),then we'll invite Bill Gates NO WAY IN HELL!!! , f*ck he probably already paid for her anyway.

Then we'll invite about another twenty hot celebrity chicks a few porn starlets so they can give tips, "No bill you can't f*ck halle without a condom".Also so this celebrity gang bang won't be just a bunch of hairy asses ,we'll have a couple hundred stripers parade around them and form a huge circle of saline filled tits.No I changed my mind the pope only gets to watch hell he can direct the filming of it, we know he's a dirty old man haven't you heard the pope and the vatican have the largest LIBARY of porn in the world(I'm not joking on this one. I of Course since it's my idea I get her first in a private session, silk sheets included.Also we'll get Steve Martin, Bill Murray, and Richard Pryor to host it and make commentary while halle's flashing us. Yes of course the DVD will have a Mult.Angle, after all this is " THE 1ST ANNUAL END OF THE YEAR CELEBRITY GANG BANG EXTRAGANZA"  


   HOLY sh*t!!!!!

END OF TRANSMISSION

              S.E.S

Long winded   reply

Posted by Error11 (No Email) on December 1, 2001 9:57 PM

Really people, if your gonna rant like that on the discussion baord, at least register.
Maybe there should be a 250 character truncate for shemps.  I am outa place here? I don't think so!
--email address withheld--

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2001 12:54 AM

Would that be a sports "bro" or just a sport manzier?  Or is that besides the point?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 2, 2001 12:54 AM

Would that be a sports "bro" or just a sport manzier?  Or is that besides the point?

RE: I have wind   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2001 2:30 AM

I agree, I mean I can't be bothered with most of the messages because they just go on and on and on and on and on and on... I'm interested in everyones point of view but just try to make it short and sweat.

RE: I have wind   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2001 5:37 AM

I mean sweet.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2001 2:20 PM

You know you done f*cked up right!

RE: To the Point   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 3, 2001 3:36 PM

?Do you know that an insult goes right to the point?

Anyway, for a good (I think) comment: Halle's tits shouldn't be object of warship, not discussion.

RE:You the man   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 1:52 AM

I have to agree with you there about them being warships. They should send her tits into the middle east to sort out the Taliban.

RE: RE:You the man   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 4, 2001 11:05 AM

Who couldn't surrender to that sweet breasts?

RE: RE:You the man   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 4:18 AM

Osama Bin Laden couldn't. He likes goats.

RE: RE:You the man   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2001 4:23 PM

What about Bush?

RE: RE: Bush the man   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 3:02 AM

I'm sure he'd love to screw Bush as well.

RE: Bush the man   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 2:17 PM

He offered Bush a blowjob if we'd leave him alone. Bush turned him down. Osama wanted to blow him anyway. Politics....wierd stuff.

           Bobby Boy

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 2:18 PM

How 'bout sweater zeppelins

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 3:40 AM

What's an elephant?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 7:42 AM

It's kinda like a big upside down squirel.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 6:27 PM

Dirty Pillows

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2001 11:01 AM

How about "Over the shoulder Boulder Holder"

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Posted by Savage (No Email) on December 8, 2001 2:53 PM

Samuel L. Jackson kicks azz, especially as Jewelz on Pulp Fiction!

How about callin' them "twins"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 9, 2001 3:29 PM

Jewelz says , "Tell that bitch to be cool.  Be cool honey bunny!!!"Cool those milk jugs.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2001 4:32 AM

Tits are so great, arn't they. You know what they should do? They should send the Goodyear blimp into Afganistan painted as a giant tit. All the fighting would stop and they'd all just point up to the sky and shout "The tit! Ooooh look at the giant tit! Ooooh!"

And that would be nice.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 10, 2001 11:11 AM

A giant topless Halle Berry balloon? Great parade!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2001 5:25 AM

I just hope it has all the holes in the right place.

A-boom-tish

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 11, 2001 11:24 AM

Don't worry, it will blow from the inside.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2001 3:41 AM

It'll blow?

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 13, 2001 2:54 PM

I mean "blow" as in "blowjob". It would be a good joke if english were my
native tongue.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2001 5:10 AM

Why is it called a blowjob anyway? I mean there's no actual blowing involved is there.

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 14, 2001 1:22 PM

I suppose it depends from what side of the blow are you.

Telling the Truth   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 15, 2001 5:52 PM

Jackson told the truth about movies and tits.  Hollywood directors insist on adding that sort of stuff because they are much, much more morally degenerate than the rest of the country and the world.  But what they think people should see, goes.
If we're going to start telling the truth, though, the vast majority of white guys can't get it up for black women, so it makes no difference.  The only thing black tits do is nourish the next generation of criminals.

RE: Telling the Truth   reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 17, 2001 11:36 AM

Maybe, but also white tits nourish the next generation of politicians, a different kind of criminals.

Hi sexy   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 2, 2003 5:38 PM

you got soom big and sexy tit

Halle Berry is FIT!!!!   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 19, 2004 1:21 PM

anyway lets get back to Halle's globes, shy in swordfish, rumors in Die Another Day, a bit too much dick in monsters ball but I believe she's done with that and want to show off the rest of her, like dressing up in a cat suit in her latest catwoman! Imean any1 would love 2 see Halle Berry in a Catwoman suit and a whip! and that flexie tight asss!  :)