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By Azad November 20, 2001 7:21 AM
In an interview with ShowbizIreland, Brosnan confirmed that the start date for the next Bond movie would be in January.
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 9:07 AM
"Your all wet!"
"But my Martini's still dry"
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 20, 2001 9:50 AM
"I'm expecting you to die, Mr.American"
"100%. 100% American"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 10:06 AM
shouldn't that be
"American. 100% American"?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 10:07 AM
Dumbass.
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 11:39 AM
Did you see the Bond take off on the Simpsons. Mr. Bont uses his watch to shoot gas in the face of the villian and Homers boss, Mr. Scorpio, then dashes toward the door for a daring escape, luckily Homer tackles him, and the guards finish him off. As a reward Scorpio adds a floor to Homers house. Bont is crafty as always, but not much of a match for Homer Simpson, American.
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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on November 20, 2001 12:38 PM
That was one of the best Simpsons episodes ever. The laser's moving up to cut Mr. Bond in half but he tosses a coin up which makes the laser split up and cut through his restraints and he quickly rolls out and runs off. "Stop him! He's supposed to die!" shouts Mr. Hank Scorpio, Homer's boss, friend and an international villian. Homer Simpson, who is standing at a vending machine, dives at him, knocking Mr. Bond out with his fat body. A half dozen soldiers then surround Mr. Bond and empty their rifles into him as he lays motionless on the ground. As a reward for his services, Homer receives a fumbling football team (they show up on his front lawn), which turn out to be the Steelers or something. Homer's secret dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys but Mr. Scorpio was unable to get them for some reason or other so replaced them with another team. Forgive me for not remembering the name of the team that he gets. :)
I'll end this on my favourite quote from that episode: "If you'd like to kill anyone on the way out, that'd help me a lot."
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 2:02 PM
The team was the Denver Broncos which was funny at the time cause they sucked back then, of course right after that Simpsons season, the Broncos started winning Super Bowls.
Another good scene was when Homer calls his boss Mr. Scopion istead of Scorpio. A great episode. Not as good as Frank "Grimey" Grimes, The Trillion dollar bill, or Homer the Astronaught, but great all the same.
"Mr. Scorpio, where can I get some business hamocks?"
"Business hamocks, damn it, why didn't I think of that".
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 3:09 PM
Mr. Dobalino Mr. Bob Dobalino.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 20, 2001 4:02 PM
Yes, should it be American first; anyway, you still get the essence, so...
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 2:19 AM
Homer;
Oh, it's no use. Only rich important guys like me could afford that hat. Wait a minute! Guys like me! I'm a guy like me!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 6:17 AM
Bond should drive an Aston Martin again.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 21, 2001 9:20 AM
Bond WILL drive the new 2001 Aston Martin model, recently launched at the market.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 11:57 AM
Who cares about Bond? Since Roger Moore left they are all chessey crap
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 3:30 PM
Roger Moore? Come on, you must be kidding. He was horrible. I can still remember smelling the cheese watching his Bond.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 9:09 PM
Sean Connery was the best Bond. My favourite quote:
Bond: "So, what's your name?"
Girl: "Plenty. Plenty O'Toole"
Bond: "Must be named for your father..."
Frappe
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2001 1:54 AM
I thought Christmas only came once a year.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2001 10:04 AM
homer-"sorry, i was looking for some sugar."
scorpio-"sugar? sure! [pulls handfuls of loose sugar from his pockets] sorry it's not in packets..... you want some cream?"
homer-" errr, no."
that and tom landry's hat
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on November 22, 2001 5:43 PM
It's Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina...dumbass
You know, you really make sick with your fraudulent behavior...
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Posted by The Original Shemp (Daddy-O@shempsrule.com) on November 22, 2001 5:45 PM
I agree 100%!
Roger Moore was so cheesy, he was livin' Velveeta loca
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 25, 2001 9:10 PM
Mr. Dobalino Mr. Bob Dobalino.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 12:28 AM
Has anyone seen my pants?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 3:22 AM
My name ish Bond. James Bond... Lishense to kill.
Miss Moneypenny, you look ravishing, let us kish with tongues.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 26, 2001 4:15 PM
I get it! Bob Dobalino has the pants!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 4:53 PM
(My Jaw just fell on the floor ROGER MOORE!!!) Who ever likes roger moore as james bond is a stupid son of a bitch. He's the worst of all dalton and lazenby were both much better than him. He's also responsible for making some of the worst bond films even more worthless than they already were.
Most people realize who the good bond's were Connery the finest and brosnan easliy in second.It will be interesting to see who the next bond will be.A comment about the three most recent bond's (Goldeneye,Tomorrow...,and TWINE) who thinks goldeneye is the best.Sure they've all got good stunts in them but the other two have considerably WEAKER villans.They don't flow as well either.In TWINE
is it just me or is Denise Richards really bad at acting(yea she's hot maybe she should try modeling)she sounds like she just came off a bad B-movie action film, good THO's though.
Next in "Tomorrow..." well the villan in that movie Elliot Carver is just kind of a wuss. If they tried to stage a big ending fight with him like they did in Goldeneye it would of been pitiful.So I would have to say that 006 (Sean Bean) was one of the best villans in years.
Comments?????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2001 5:01 AM
Don't ask me which Brosnan movie was the best but the most action packed has to be 'Tomorrow nver dies'. I still don't understand why the theme used in the end credits isn't used as the main title theme though.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 4:18 AM
"Ah, Dr. Christmas Jones I presume... would you like to sit on my face?"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 12:26 PM
annes hammocks the funny thing is she will sit in the hammock with you
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 12:29 PM
Sean Connery is my favorite also and he is still my favorite actor especailly in Indiana Jones.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 5:00 PM
"...and now HE wants me to him a favour. MY KNEE aches all of the time; twice as bad when it is cold... Do you have any idea how long the winters last in this country? Tell him, Dmitiri!"
"Well, uh, it depends really. It..."
"SILENCE!"
My god, that is the best example of timing I had seen in a long time... That Robbie Coltrane is the bomb!
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 4, 2001 6:29 PM
He shouldn't have been killed in the last Bond picture.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 4:44 AM
No, they should have killed him off in Goldeneye.
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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2001 4:29 PM
How could you survive a long fall from the big antenna just to see it crushing over you?
I suppose the same way you catch a plane flying.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 3:13 AM
He didn't survive the big fall, he just didn't die straight away.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2003 3:58 PM
Roger Moore Sucked. He Was More Of A Seducer Than The Real Bond.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 17, 2003 4:00 PM
I Tottally Agree. Roger Sucked Raging Monkey Testacles
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