Pics of "The Rock" in Scorpion King

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2001 8:33 PM

Ok, two things.

Since when do action movie stars pluck their eyebrows?

and

If I never see another picture of a greased up Rock, it will be too soon.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 16, 2001 8:40 PM

Scorpion King's movie?
Please, the last secondary character getting sucess in a production of his own was Frasier.

Posted by Irishgrl18 (Irish@me.com) on November 16, 2001 11:06 PM

This si going to be a stupid movie. Are they actually bringing this to theatres? If they are it's nothing I will be spending money to see.

Posted by scichick (imscichick@ivillage.com) on November 17, 2001 5:48 PM

This kind of reminds me of Conan the Barbarian!

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 17, 2001 6:57 PM

At last Conan the Defender was acceptable.

What's next? The Rock in Terminator 4?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 1:42 AM

Shhhhh! Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 1:46 AM

I can think of alot of better things to do than go and see a movie about a sweaty man with breasts. A movie about a sweaty woman with breasts, now thats another story.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on November 19, 2001 4:45 AM

MAssive suck factor.

The rock is a pussy.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 6:23 AM

Stuck between the Rock and a hard place, not somewhere you'd really want to be . Besides, I really can't imagine anyone going to see this movie, it's based on a character that only had about ten minutes of screen time in the last movie and was entirely CGI in the last bit anyway. One thing you can say about him, though, is that he has about as much acting ability as an actual rock.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 19, 2001 1:07 PM

I guess at the end of the movie The Rock starts to live...

Not acting, although those ancient gods can do it all.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 4:00 AM

Does the Rock actually believe that he can make it as an actor in movies?! He should take a look at Hulk Hogan's career, 'High noon on mega mountain' what a gem that was. I don't really want to go and see this movie when it comes out- not even out of curiosity. The Rock has about as much talent as a group of colour blind hedgehogs in a bag. And he smells.

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 2:12 PM

The rock is a wrestler

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 20, 2001 4:03 PM

We all know, but the guy thinks he's an actor.

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 5:02 PM

Where did you get Skullfire from?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 2:38 AM

I think the Rock should stick to wrestling. Even though it amounts to little more than big fat men prancing about in latex while pretending to hit each other and look hurt when all along they're just a bunch of pussys.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 21, 2001 9:22 AM

It's me. I have my head in flames.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2001 2:15 AM

Mabye you'd better get that looked at, sounds painful.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 22, 2001 10:40 AM

You get used to it. Besides, I score with many chicks who are going to smoke with the line: "Fire?"

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 3:36 AM

Like the bad guy in that Disney Hurcules movie. He had flames coming out of his head, yea! yea! cool! Huh Huh .

Posted by Gabi (vaporeon@gabriela.net.ar) on November 26, 2001 10:22 AM

You do? I'd never seen that side of you.

...Maybe because I don't smoke.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 26, 2001 4:22 PM

Weren't you near the last time I said "Flame on!" ?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 4:39 AM

Flame on Flame boy!

RE: Me reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 28, 2001 6:24 PM

Of course that I'm hot.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2001 2:59 AM

Man, you sound like such a cool person. I wish I was like you and had a cool name. Can you think of a cool name for me.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 3, 2001 3:54 PM

How about A.Random Shemp? That way you could sound like an prestigious writer, who create a famous novel called Larry Cotter & the Gardener's Brick.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 2:55 AM

A Randon Shemp! Wow cool man! how'd you come up with this stuff!?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 2:58 AM

A Randon Shemp! Wow cool man! how'd you come up with this stuff!?

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Didn't I tell you, did I? I'm working on an amazing movie site called www.dtheatre.com where we came up with that sort of imaginative things.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 4:53 AM

dtheatre? Wow! sounds great! how do I get to this amazing site?

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2001 4:33 PM

Oh, it's easy. Go to the google search page and type "Topic about movies that no one else cares" and you'll finf it.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 3:20 AM

Search page? You mean I need to get a com-put-er? Where am I gonna find one of them?

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 6, 2001 4:10 PM

Go to the Atari Factory.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 3:57 AM

But I don't need a new car.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 7, 2001 11:58 AM

They have a special offer in spaceships. The R-Type model.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2001 5:00 AM

I was with you all the way up to "They have".

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 10, 2001 11:15 AM

Ok, choose a new topic for 200.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2001 3:52 AM

Geography.

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 11, 2001 11:29 AM

Where are my pants?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2001 3:47 AM

What is your pants?

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 13, 2001 3:07 PM

OK. You said that because:

1) You don't remember or know the random shemp who wrote that on other rooms or,

2) You answer like that 'cause that's the way the contesters do in the show?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 14, 2001 5:16 AM

I can almost visualize the cogs in your head turning.

RE: Skullfire a.k.a. CUMSTAIN reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 14, 2001 1:25 PM

Would pass me the oil? I need a lubrication.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 27, 2001 6:01 PM

My name is Skullfire and I'm here to say: America sux in a serious way!

Call me Cumstain or call me Fag
Cause I dig boys with a hanging bag.

I'm from Argentina where we do not work
Its cause were too lazy and have no :

I'm Cumstain Baby!!

Skullfire

RE: Skullfire a.k.a. CUMSTAIN reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 28, 2001 11:47 AM

Hi! I'm A random shemp and the only way I can get hard is chasing Skullfire all over the place!
By the way, I have a great work as a hooker in my fantasy country, called Ass-hole-land!

A random shemp

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2002 10:47 AM

F U YOU ARE JUST JELOUS OF THE ROCK BECAUSE HE IS CAPABLE OF WHAT YOU AREN'T HE IS A VERY TALENTED PERSON AND HE AND I COULD LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON YOUR CANDY A$$