Attack of the Star Wars Trailers

By SKillBot November 16, 2001 5:59 AM

A trailer for Attack of the Clones has been released on Apple's site. You can only see the large version with QuickTime Pro(lame!). But the other sizes are still pretty and you can see it here (Click reload if it says "forbidden")

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2001 9:25 AM

The visuals are amazing. No sign of jar jar yet...

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2001 9:30 AM

uh........Jar Jar is in the latest trailer.

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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on November 16, 2001 12:56 PM

Mmmm... romance and special effects.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 16, 2001 6:08 PM

Jar Jar is in there, in the scene where Obi-wan and Padme greet each other, he is off to the left. Its a great trailer, but The Phantom Menace had some good trailers as well and we know how that one turned out.
And also, DAMN Portman is a hottie!

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 16, 2001 8:35 PM

Turned out? I've got lesser expectations for this one. After all, we know where the story is going to...

Either way, it's always good watch some light saber fights.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2001 4:36 AM

In the HP movie they are showing a trailer for clones. Too much Lovie Dovie for me, hope they just played that up for viewing at the family geared HP. After the uncerimonious death of the clutzy Boba Fett in Return of the Jedi, I hadn't remembered how formidable the Bounty Hunters were supposed to be.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2001 7:19 AM

Get a life losers!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 17, 2001 11:32 AM

Sounds like you need a life Shemp. Do you make a point of searching the internet for topics people enjoy only to dismiss them as losers? That is indeed, a wonderful life.

Note: That'sa pun based on the title of a MOVIE directed by Frank Capra. MOVIES, Shemp, are pictures that tell a story in sequence, projected onto a white screen at 24 frames per second. They're pretty cool! You should check one out!

Especially this one movie that was released in '77, can't remember the title at the moment. I remember it was really good tho and it changed the way MOVIES were made forever. Pretty exciting, eh?

Ya big dork. If you don't like what you're watching, change the goddamn channel and quit wasting people's time.

What are you a Republican or something?

Sheesh.

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Posted by scichick (imscichick@ivillage.com) on November 17, 2001 5:36 PM

Actually, in the Star Wars expanded universe, Boba Fett does not die in the Sarlac pit. He is there for a while, but he does get himself out. You'd have to read the novels to know that, and there are a few that gets more detailed with the bounty hunters. They're good reading if you liked the Star Wars trilogy.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by scichick (imscichick@ivillage.com) on November 17, 2001 5:44 PM

It still won't let me see the trailer!
I went to see Harry Potter this weekend too, and they did't show the trailer there either. I thought the movie was good, but not great.
I still want to see the clones :-(

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 17, 2001 7:02 PM

I will go to dtheatre to watch it anyway, but...

Attack of the Clones? Sounds like a bizarro movie from the 50's.

Thank god Cinemascope & Technicolor have improved since then.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2001 12:00 PM

does anyone else remember (waaaaay back in the early '80's) that there was a popular rumour that Boba Fett was a woman? how on earth did that get started?

As far as the new trilogy goes...I miss the wookies. I know JAR JAR has been bashed to death...but how could anyone ANYWHERE, including Lucas, think that he would be as good an alien sidekick as Chewie was?!?!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2001 4:17 PM

Admit it, the trailer looks fantastic. The waterfalls, Portman in the backless dress, the rain fight between Obi-Wan and Jango Fett--it all looks fantastic. At least this new movie will be without the child actor some called Mannequin Skywalker.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 18, 2001 5:50 PM

Well dude, I still love the trailer of Jurassic Park 2, but the movie stinks.

So let's wait for another better preview, OK?

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 18, 2001 10:55 PM

"Jango Fett" "Count Dooku" "Darth Tyranus" It sounds as though George Lucas has lost some of his creativity. Episode II does look promising though. No matter how much I hated Episode I, nothing will stop me from going to see Episodes II & III.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 1:25 AM

Don't ask me why but when I heard the name Count Dooku I immediately had an image of the count from seseme street in my head. Yoda against him would be an interesting fight.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 6:26 AM

Von jedi knight
Too jedi knight-ha-ha-ha
Tree jedi knight
Foor jedi knight...

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 19, 2001 9:43 AM

Hey Guys, I can see that a larger percanateg apparently aren't power users but heres a hint, don't waste your money on quicktime pro just to see the large trailers..just use WinMX or Gnutella to download the raw files from someone else out there and view away to your hearts content...I have all 3 trailers: breathing, mystery, and Forbidden Love all in Large Screen hi-res format for veiwing and copying and sending or whatever. It's amazing what a little brainpower can do for ya...

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 19, 2001 1:09 PM

Hey dude, don't lose it. Where talking about major deals here, right?

Right?

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 3:37 AM

No.. a sorry-ass loser dont-know-how-to-vote-Floridian-still-cant-get-past-the-election-Democrat!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 20, 2001 6:34 AM

Yo man! Starwars Episode II is gonna be ,like, ahsome! it's just a shame that we all have to wait till May next year before we can see it, that's fuked up man. And what about Episode III?! when's that out? 2005 or something like that! And what about when they're finally all out on DVD including the original trilogy? I wouldn't be suprised if Lucus held off till 2010 or something like that considering how long it took Episode I to get to DVD. Jesus H God-dancing Christ! I probably won't even live that long! AAAGGGHHH!!!

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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 9:09 AM

Could we be so lucky?

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 20, 2001 9:45 AM

I heard that Lucas will be filming until 2016, doing episodes 7-8-9 & 10. Then he is planning to die happily.

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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on November 20, 2001 5:05 PM

I heard he will not do 8, 9, & 10. In which case I hope it is done by Ron Howard, he's not into all this silly sci fi nonsense, finally Star Wars will be made right!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 6:38 AM

A Ron Howard directed Starwars movie? Hmmm. Two hours of Luke Han and Chewbaca rolling around in an escape pod trying to get back home.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 7:10 AM

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 21, 2001 9:24 AM

GET ME BACK MY JEDI!!!!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 21, 2001 9:24 AM

GET MY BACK MY JEDI!!!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 21, 2001 11:11 AM

Ah, another frustrated Republican I see. Fashism rising in bed with thee. Hee Hee

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Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 21, 2001 4:18 PM

I'm sorry. It's GIVE ME BACK MY JEDI!!!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 22, 2001 2:16 AM

Eh Vader, we have a problem.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 22, 2001 10:42 AM

Despite the fact that Gary Sinise will be a Sith, it's going to be good watching how Ron fits Fonzie on it.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2001 3:10 PM

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 23, 2001 3:18 PM

shrimp lightsaber, shrimp wookie, shrimp speeder, shrimp x-wing, shrimp fett, chocolate vader shrimp.......

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 3:39 AM

Starwars without artificial gravity, it could work.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 26, 2001 7:01 AM

You f*ck my wife? You f*ck my wife?! I'm going to ask you one more time, did you or did you not f*ck my wife?

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 26, 2001 4:30 PM

That could be a nice new topic: Which other director than Lucas would you like to see in SW 7 to 10?

I'll bet on Oliver Stone: "Look, he's got a light saber!"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2001 4:04 AM

Kevin Smith would be my choice.

"Hey, Princess, is it true that chicks fart when you blast them in the ass?"

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 27, 2001 7:30 PM

What about Rob Reiner?
Picture these two in a pub in Tatooine:

Han Solo: I know when a girl has the Force with her.

Leia: What? You don't think she could be faking it?

Han: Believe me, I know.

Leia: MMMMM! I can see the future! MMMMM! I move things with my mind! MMMMM!

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2001 4:49 AM

GREEDO: illustrious Jabba, I come to you today on the day of your daughters wedding, I hope that her first child is a mascaline child.

JABBA: Why have you come to see me?

GREEDO: I have been having problems with Han Solo and I need your help.

JABBA: My help? Tell me Greedo, when was the last time you invited me into your house for coffee and cake? In all the years you have known me never once did you try to be freinds with me.

GREEDO: B-Be my friend?

JABBA: Ah, va bene

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on November 28, 2001 6:26 PM

Martin Scorsese:

OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke.

LUKE: Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone here, so you must be talking to me.

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2001 3:06 AM

Han Solo:
There must be a guy like me in every space dock in the galaxy. I'm the guy who can get it for you. A bottle of whiskey, a bag of reefer, (if that's your thing) almost anything within reason. So when Luke Skywalker came to me one day and asked me for a spaceship to Alderan I said no problem.

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 3, 2001 3:57 PM

LEIA IN THE FOREST TALKING TO THE CAMERA:

I'm so scared, Han and Luke are dead! I know the Ewoks are closing on! (Sniff, Nose Drop) I love, Queen Amidala!

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2001 3:06 AM

The Coen brothers

HAN SOLO: I don't want fop! I'm a dapper Dan man!
LUKE: Damn! we're in a tight spot!

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 4, 2001 11:19 AM

The Wazchozky brothers:

LUKE: What is the force?

OBI-WAN: It's everything around us. You can take this saber light or the laser gun and still be living on this fantasy world you call "reality".

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 5:02 AM

...or what about Michael Bay?

Luke: WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! THE WHOLE GOD-DAMN THINGS COMING APART!
Han: LEIA! I LOVE YOU!
Leia: EVERYTIME I SEE A SUNSET I'LL THINK OF YOU!

BOOM RAT-A-TAT-TAT! BANG KA-BOOOOM!!!

Leia: THAT IS MY BROTHER UP THERE!

RE: Directors for SW 7 to 10 reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 5, 2001 4:39 PM

Or John Carpenter:

VADER: This is the Empire. You can't smoke, eat meat, have sex or use saber lights, without the Emperor's authorization.

OBI-WAN: Land of Lucasfilm.

VADER: Indeed.

...

VADER: If you shot down the shield, the Millenium Falcon will get out of here and we'll lose all of we acomplished in the last Episodes! Don't do it, Obi-Wan!

OBI-WAN: My name is Kenobi.

"CLICK"

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2001 9:31 PM

I'm a Star Wars Nut! Geewhiz, you either like the trilogy or not? All of it is great. Now they have another sex symbol next to Natalie. I would love to switch places with her to be close to Hayden. He is hot. It's going to be a lovely romance.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2001 3:23 AM

He makes me hard

-splash-

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 6, 2001 4:11 PM

Hey, I never met a bisexual.
Welcome!

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2001 4:00 AM

Ok buddy, calm down. Put the mouse back in the house.

RE: Attack of the Star Wars Trailers reply

Posted by Skullfire (hulacete@ubbi.com) on December 7, 2001 4:38 PM

You call "him" mouse?