Are these your Top Ten Vampires of all time?

By Power-trip October 20, 2001 1:09 PM

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Dan Frankel, entertainment reporter for E! online, offers the web his Top Ten Vampires of all time.Are they yours, too?

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Post YOUR opinion too!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2001 4:23 PM

No, I would put Leslie Nielsen on there for "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"....he would be #1

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 20, 2001 4:26 PM

ugh, what crap...

the herzog film was complete crap unless you wanted to see hours of film of people traveling in stagecoaches!

what about these:
shadow of the vampire
the original nosferatu
bram stoker's dracula
near dark
the masqurade (spelling, was a short lived t.v. show on fox now on video)
dark prince (tv movie on usa as i write)

and just for fun...
blade
john carpenters vampires
modern vampires

plus a ton of others before MOST of those in the list...

in my opinion.

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Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 20, 2001 6:24 PM

I agree, this lists sucks, and what about Salma Heyaks character in "From Dusk till Dawn"?. She is the hottest vampire I've seen .

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2001 8:26 AM

I'd have to say

Bela lugosi's Dracula
Tom Cruise as Lestat
Spike from Buffy
Brad Pitt as Louis
Dracula from Dracula 2000
Willem Dafoe from Shadow of a vampire
Kirsten Dunst as Claudia
Nick from Forever Knight
Angel from Buffy

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 21, 2001 8:45 AM

I would put Vampire LeStat as #1!!

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Posted by Illusionation (No Email) on October 21, 2001 2:01 PM

What about that vampire kid from that late-80's-or-early-90's show. Whatsisname?

Hey, that guy was cool.

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Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 21, 2001 4:53 PM

And then there are all of those hot women in "Bordello of Blood"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 1:16 AM

And who can forget that guy who played "The Master" in the telemovie "Salem's Lot"?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 7:43 AM

Dan Frankel is a crack-head. He should do his homework before coming up with such a crap list...whatever

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on October 22, 2001 7:50 AM

I think this loser came up with a list of vampires that he would like to sodomize or be sodomized by.

Hands down greatest vampire is Count Orlock from the original Silent Nosferatu.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 9:30 AM

gary oldman in bram stoker's dracula has my vote...

i'm surprised jim carrey wasn't mentioned in "once bitten"

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Posted by AXEMAN (bigturnerfish@hotmail.com) on October 22, 2001 9:34 AM

Funny story:, on the weekend I went to a wedding, and there was this guy in a wheelchair with a huge clear bag of piss swinging from the left side of his chariot. Well when it came time to catch the garder, he wheeled himself out into the middle of the dance floor and got himself into position. When the garder was thrown short, everyone started running forward. The guy was wheeling himself towards the garder at high speeds when he bumped with a group of guys and flipped his wheel chair over. The bag of piss hit the floor and exploded all over the place. The garder was picked up in a wave of pickle juice and was swept off the dancefloor and under a table. I have never felt so bad & exhilerated at the same time.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 9:37 AM

lemme guess...the garter is hanging from your rear view mirror in your z-28...

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 9:39 AM

were you the guy in the wheelchair?

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Posted by CorneliusD (No Email) on October 22, 2001 9:58 AM

What about Eddie Murphy and "Vampire in Brooklyn?"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 10:47 AM

Axedork was too busy beating off in the bathroom. He heard the story fron Nut Licker a.k.a. All knowing.

eewww reply

Posted by allknowing (you'llneverfindme.com) on October 22, 2001 10:58 AM

not funny, just nasty,

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 12:43 PM

well said Nut Licker

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Posted by metumbo (3rdlegchubby) on October 22, 2001 12:43 PM

I'd have to say when Quentin Tarantino turned into a vampire on "Dusk Til Dawn", but he looked more like Frankenstien with his big head..a blockhead.

Axeman, you a retard, I hope you burn in hell.

~tiny

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on October 22, 2001 1:07 PM

Did you pull of the old pisser's diaper and give yourself a fudge face mask?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 2:16 PM

Hershey Highway... chomp chomp!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 2:25 PM

Tell me another story Axeman... you're a funny emailer.

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Posted by AXEMAN (bigturnerfish@hotmail.com) on October 22, 2001 2:28 PM

Common boys, you are missing the big picture. I saw several people dressed in suits getting full fledged piss baths. It was spectacular. The dance floor turned into a poor man's wet banana, people were laughing and puking at the same time. I was so close to pissing my pants laughing, I whipped it out and pissed under the table.

The point of the story is this. Even dudes with fully visable urine bladders attached to themselves can be the life of the party.

"Slip-sliding away." Simon & Garfunkel

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 22, 2001 3:54 PM

classy wedding...

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Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 23, 2001 12:43 AM

When I worked at the Plaza Hotel in Alice Springs we had a wedding reception. During this I was serving at the bridal table and got chatting to the best man while the bride and groom got more and more drunk. The next day I saw the best man in a shop. He told me that his girlfriend who was one of the bridesmaids, got a phone call from the groom at about 4:30am. He needed help to undress his wife because they were both too drunk to get her out of the dress without ruining it.

Now thats classy.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 4:16 AM

Hey guy's ...Did the old man in the wheel chair have money????

RE: METUMBO, were not stupid reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 5:25 AM

Metumbo:

I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but your name is on the top of your post. Putting Tiny's name at the bottom is not fooling anyone. Are you really that dumb? And are you related to that piece of scum: Dyan who laughed at America's worst day on September 11th. It boggles the mind, just how stupid you are.

RED

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 5:36 AM

THE VOTES ARE IN:

AXEMAN & BEXLEY ARE THE TWO BIGGEST LOSERS TO EVER GRACE DTHEATRE (THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE DYAN) GUYS) NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR UNFUNNY STORIES OF YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. EITHER DISCUSS DIGITAL ENTERTAINMENT OR GO CHAT IT UP ON WWW.IAMADORK.COM.

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, BEXLEY PLEASE GIVE AUSTRAILIA THANKS FOR DONATING THAT CARGO PLANE TO THE ATTACK ON TERRORISM, WE PROMISE TO GET IT BACK TO YOU GUYS FOR THE CARNIVAL ON FRIDAY. HOPE YOU DON'T GET ATTACKED IN THE MEANTIME.

Mrs. Pennyweather

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Posted by AXEMAN (bigturnerfish@hotmail.com) on October 23, 2001 6:10 AM

The dude in the chair was about 35years old, he was not an old man at all. What was most impressive though, was his ability to walk on his hands and keep his balance while treading through slippery territory. Then to keep his balance and pick up the garder with his teeth. Amazing.

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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 23, 2001 9:31 AM

What is wrong with you people. No one has even metioned The Count from Sesame Street, or even Count Chocula for that matter. Two of the greatest vampires of all time. For shame.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 11:33 AM

what about Duckula then?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 1:20 PM

no lie..lotsa great choices out there..classic one are Ok..but hey we have had some amazing vampires over the years and the writer has a weak memory of many a tale..

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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 23, 2001 3:10 PM

Pop cultrue wise, I have to say, unabashedly, Duckula sucks.

To Mrs. Pennyweather--F*ck off. If Bex and Axe want to give us a slice of life about piss and piss drunk so what. It's actually funny AND better than Tiny and Red propositioning the rest of us with their homosexual overtures. It's also better than retelling the same stupid "cargo plane" joke again and again.

RE: Power Trip is an Aussie? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 3:35 PM

So dearie, your true colors finally show. Glad to see which side your on. 100% AMERICAN, as a patriotic man, I take it you'll side against this scum bag

Mrs. Pennyweather

RE: Power Trip is an Aussie? reply

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on October 23, 2001 3:42 PM

Please leave me out of the psychopath convention.

Australia is O.K. with me, they are like our little sister with a speech impediment

RE: Power Trip is an Aussie? reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 23, 2001 3:46 PM

You all suck!
American, now I hate you, just like everyone else!

Power Putz, don't start bichin when everyone starts telling dumb stories.

Mrs. Pennyweather

RE: I bleed Red, White, & Blue, Lady! reply

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on October 23, 2001 3:53 PM

Are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Mr. Flinstone Hater likes me, and I think the rats and cackroaches in my apartment like me, cause I yell at them a lot, but they still don't leave.

I liked the vampire off shoots in "Sleep Walkers", they were pretty freaky.

RE: I bleed Red, White, & Blue, Lady! reply

Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 23, 2001 7:21 PM

Ms Pennyweather, who did you poll, all three of your friends?. You are like the idiot in the audience who heckles the act, then laughs at your own jokes. The next day when you see your best friend you run up and say "Guess what I said to the people on stageg last night mum?"

Get bent, the cargo plane joke is about as funny as a fart in an elevator. Anyway, we don't need it for our carnival, if the kids want some excitement they can play "Run away from the teenage classmate with his daddys gun"

Don't start a slanging match "talk DTheatre"

RE: I bleed Red, White, & Blue, Lady! reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 12:56 AM

wow and holy sh*t!

you ALL really need lives....

-just a random passerby

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 12:11 PM

Whatever dingo,

I'm off to shave my legs, then I'll say whatever I please!

Bexley

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 6:32 PM

I can't believe they didn't include Lestat in there! The hero of the bestselling vampire book of all time-except for Dracula. The handsome, true to his nature, vampire. Lestat is a good vampire-he knows what he is and he's ok with it. He enjoys his powers and even given a chance to be become and stay human again, he goes to extreme measures to become vampiric again.

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Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 24, 2001 6:38 PM

Hey idiot, signing my name doesn't mean it came from me. My name is at the top of my post. Where is yours shemp?

Bexley

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 6:44 PM

This story is a bunch of bullsh*t, nobody with a catheter and a wheelchair is going to go out with a clear bag of piss hanging on their chair. That's not how it works-maybe somebody like you would.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 6:48 PM

Also Gary Oldman in Bram Stokers Dracula and no one has mentioned Frank Langella in a previous version of Dracula.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2001 9:59 AM

I like to say that there really hasnt been a great vampire movie made. Classic ones yes but no INSANE films. I am still waiting for a film to be done and done right.If anyone is interested check out Nancy A Collins, she is a great vampire writer.

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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on October 25, 2001 10:29 AM

Don't forget Nastassja Kinski and Malcolm McDowell in Cat People.. one of my favorite vamp movies.

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Posted by UndeadChickFan (DeadCorpse@coffin.com) on October 25, 2001 10:35 AM

you must be stupid, you can log on with more than 1 name, and you mispelled "we're", you put were........so were you that phuckin' stupid?

~tiny lives 4 ever, as many, Mets Fan, walking dead, undeadchick fan.....you moron!!! LMAO@U

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 25, 2001 8:54 PM

i'd have to agree with you fred hater , most of these vampires are a bunch of poster boys,young newbies, and alot of no-talent jerk-offs. hey what the hell is with pick number two that's got to be the worst.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:31 AM

Anyone every seen that British cartoon called 'Count Duckula'? Man, that was cool.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:35 AM

I thought Tom Cruise in 'Interview with the Vampire' was great, he's sooo dreamy. Hey, now he's not married anymore perhaps a girl like me stands a chance.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:38 AM

What does that piss/wheelchair story have to do with Vampires? -Oh, wait i get it. Har-de-ha-ha!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:45 AM

Does this wheelchair guy do other occassions? Stag nights, Proms, birthday partys? My kids birthday's coming up soon and this guy sounds like a barrel of laughs. I'm sure the kids would love his 'amazing bag of piss' trick.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:53 AM

Skinner: Young man, ear rings are not allowed unless you happen to be a Gypsy.

Milhouse: Eh, I vont to suck yor blood!

Skinner: That's a vampire, not a gypsy... but they seem to be covered as well. Carry on.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 6:56 AM

VAMPIRE KICK ASS!

Or is that suck ass?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 7:15 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 26, 2001 9:54 AM

The devine Bela casts the darkest shadow for all vampires.

Want to play a menacing chararter...play BELA!!!

The best of all time.

better yet: READ THE BOOK!!! it will hold you til the LAST page...:-)

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 28, 2001 10:33 AM

id have to say my favs are : jack palance,frank langella and bela

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 29, 2001 6:57 AM

To put it simply... the list SUCKED!

The Candyman says... reply

Posted by The Candyman (lilcandymanz@excite.com) on October 30, 2001 11:44 AM

My favourite vampire is...me-The Candyman!

The Candyman has taken over.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2001 6:40 AM

HELLO! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXSISTANCE!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 6, 2001 6:42 AM

Quote of the day:

"For someone I never slept with you sure fu*ked me pretty good".

RE: you are an idiot!! LOL reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 13, 2001 2:23 AM

Who is this Dyan? Is it a he or she? Whoever he/she is must be doing something right to get up your nose RED.
By the way, half the world was laughing on September 11th, the other half was crying. The half that was laughing was probably the ones who are used to having similar mass murders happen to them by Americans. Just a thought.

Twins of Evil reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 20, 2001 7:29 AM

You guys seen that movie "Twins of Evil"? Its got these 2 HOT playboy playmate twins who cant act for sh*t (surprise, surprise) and one of them becomes a vamp. The movie could have used more nudity to make up for the sh*tty story and production but most importantly a supporting cast that could also act. All in all it gave me a semi so I like that movie :) Oh yeah the twins names are Mary and Madeline collinson, they are a bit older now but they looked good in their nude days.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2002 8:05 PM

Yes Lestat kicks all ass!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 24, 2002 8:26 PM

Have none of u read a Silver Kiss? it's really good. Simon one of the best vampires. But in my opinion Lestat takes the cake.

-Zoe-

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 30, 2003 3:02 PM

Duckula! the vegetarian vampire XD