Cruising callers

By Power-trip October 10, 2001 2:15 PM

During the US Telethon many of Hollywood's A-list celebrities answered the phones and spoke to people as they donated cash to the Setember 11th relief fund.  One high profile actor looked paticularly more and more irritated as the night went on as this intrepid reporter noticed.  And now it seems he had real reason to be extra ticked off.  

Crowdsurfer.com reports that "apparently while manning the phones during the recent US Telethon, Tom Cruise was repeatedly asked by callers if he was really gay. He told them he was not. Obviously. Because he?s not. And never has been."

I wonder what kind of calls Jerry Lewis gets for his Labor Day telethon?

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RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 2:38 PM

This is turning into a gossip site!

So Cruise is gay, so what!

Power Trip is gay, and no one here cares, Fred Hater dig boys, and we all know Dyan likes his ass hairy. But we here on the Dtheatre site only care about digital entertainment, not who Power Trip is blowing.


        ~TINY

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 2:40 PM

LOL, that's good dude.
I needed that laugh in a serious way.


       RED

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 2:41 PM

Knock it off you guys. I'm gay, and I find your remarks to be very, very rude.


    SPIDER SHEMP

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 10, 2001 2:50 PM

I didn't think it was possible to get a rise out of you, Tiny.  And here I thought you were content to make lame a*s lists and "Bin Laden is King" jokes.

You want to be taken "seriously" now? Look at how tactfully you pegged the rest of the Dtheatre too.  Pure low-acid genius.  Go back to the sandbox with Red or use that all powerful insight on something less common next time.

"LOL?"  Gimme a break.

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 3:03 PM

Brother, if you can't take a joke, then stay out of Dtheatre. Here's another one that may not make you teary eyed.
I just got it from my favorite mag:

Tarzan and Tonto are riding through the plains.

Tonto stops abruptly, jumps off his horse, puts his ear to the ground, and states: "Buffalo come!"

The Lone Ranger says:
"How do you know that Tonto?"

Tonto replies: "Ear sticky"



         ~TINY

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 3:11 PM

Your first joke was better!

       RED

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 3:16 PM

Why would it matter if Tom Cruise were putting from the rough?

Here in the U.K., 99% of all men are gay, and it hasn't hurt us in the least! You should e-mail me SPIDER SHEMP, I'm at backdoorshananigans@hotmail.com, lets rock the Cazzz Bahhh

     - Union Jackie

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 3:17 PM

i'm out of here

RED

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 4:02 PM

Cruise isn't gay, he's just handsome, and like Power Trip he likes to gargle male genitilia. That doesent make him gay now, does it?

I can imagine why Tom was getting so flustered, I bet he chipped a nail.

 Ms. Penny Weather

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 4:03 PM

Where does Tarzan fit in the joke?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 4:10 PM

Tarantino lining up Asian action greats for film

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Director Quentin Tarantino said Monday that his next film, ``Kill Bill,'' about an organization of assassins, was likely to unite two action giants of Asian cinema, Hong Kong's Yuen Woo Ping and Japan's Sonny Chiba.
``It's not official and money hasn't changed any hands,'' Tarantino told Reuters, ``but Yuen Woo Ping will choreograph the Chinese kung fu action and Sonny Chiba will choreograph the samurai action.''
``Kill Bill'' is about a female assassin who tries to leave a group of professional killers. Her fellow hit men show up at her wedding and kill everyone in the church, leaving her and her unborn child for dead.
As it turns out, she takes a bullet in her brain that leaves her in a coma for five years. When she awakes, she is out for revenge and hops around the world killing gang members. She leaves the leader, Bill, for last.
``I've written this character for Uma (Thurman), and they (Yuen and Chiba) are going to put her through training, where she will have to learn the kung fu animal styles,'' Tarantino said. ``And I'll also have Yuen and Sonny play parts in it.''
Chiba is known in America for his 1970s ``Street Fighter'' karate films. Yuen raised his profile as fight director for ''The Matrix'' (1999) and ``Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon'' (2000).
Having written the film over the past year, Tarantino describes ``Kill Bill'' as a ``duck press'' amalgamating his 35 years of watching kung fu flicks, samurai movies, spaghetti Westerns, 1960s spy thrillers and tough-as-nails-women revenge films.
Tarantino stormed into Hollywood with the gangland thriller ''Reservoir Dogs'' in 1992 and has since directed such films as ''Pulp Fiction'' (1994) and ``Jackie Brown'' (1997). REUTER
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RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 10, 2001 4:36 PM

Chiba is world renouned for training his pee-nis in many of his movies where he is the star, he usualy uses his powered weapon to get women to tell him what he wants to know. Now that's entertainment, especially if you are SPIDER SHEMP (cause he digs cacks and all)

      Jackson

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Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 10, 2001 9:20 PM

Geez, tiny.  Trouble making the connection between the good the bad and the ugly.  Guess not all of us think racially/sexually oriented and biased jokes are funny.  But that's you're repetoire so do what you do because you do it so well.

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 10, 2001 9:29 PM

Great, Penny, contribute to the problem.  That's what we all need: yet another bitter and frustrated woman who is angry that her boyfriend dumped her pugly ass for a guy.  Maybe Tiny and you could hook up and have some KKKids.

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by strick9 (strick915@hotmail.com) on October 11, 2001 3:15 AM

that joke is hilarious...but how did tarzan turn into the lone ranger?

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by Error11 (No Email) on October 11, 2001 7:36 AM

No. He's gay.
He can sleep with anyone he wants. Technically "bi" but gay regardless... Trivial, but we care.

I personally think this story is hella' funny.

"gargle..."[!]...thanks for the visual --agck

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 11, 2001 7:47 AM

Guys:

 I work from 7:00AM to 7:30PM ECT, so I'll speak with you later. Power Trip, your not still upset are you?


         ~TINY

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by power-trip (powertripz@hotmail.com) on October 11, 2001 12:15 PM

Of course not, Tiny.  This is all fun and games for us.  Getting upset at anonymous electronic postings?  Puhleeese, garglefriend!  

I'm just astounded by your inability to be cynically witty. Some have it (eg: Fred) some don't (eg: you).

No harm, no fowl. Quack, quack.

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 14, 2001 9:43 AM

Look you either suck cack or you don't there is no two ways about it

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Posted by Bexley (MrMojoRisin@Tripping.com) on October 15, 2001 1:41 AM

Make that suck cack.

RE: Cruising callers   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 24, 2001 1:43 PM

SAY IT LOUD & SAY IT PROUD:

I SUCK CACK AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

    BEXLEY