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Posted by allknowing (you'llneverfindme.com) on July 26, 2001 2:10 PM
well i give marky this much..
he can polish a knob..
granted i'd probably be the same way if I ever got to work with tim,
I assume that the sequel will be decided within two weeks of release......
holding my breath
a poem in honor of a special day
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Posted by allknowing (you'llneverfindme.com) on July 27, 2001 9:37 AM
Bobo
Bobo was a monkey,
who liked to kill small boys,
he did this not out of hatred,
but because he'd broken all his toys.
Jonny was a spoiled brat,
who got any thing he wanted,
he would take his toys in to the park,
and in front of the other children he flaunted.
Well Bobo watched as Jonny did,
what he had come to do,
he played with all his hundred toys,
and made the other children go BOO-HOO.
Bobo waited cautiously,
watching the childish pig,
and then in one swift motion,
he pulled the boy in to a bush and snapped him like a twig.
~dru
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2001 11:14 AM
News on "Planet of the Apes" star Patrick Ewing
DTheatre star, Patrick Ewing has been charged for receiving sexual favors from strippers at the Gold Club (an Atlanta strip joint). The dancers there allegedly supplied celebrity customers with sexual favors as a way of maintaining the celebrity clientele, and thus, increasing the number of regular joes who would go to the club to see the famous people.
Patrick Ewing is perhaps the most famous of the alleged customers. His defense has been that he never paid any of the dancers, but always said he was "being taken care of." Currently Patrick can be seen as the Black monkey slave in "Planet of the Apes"
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Posted by rainyday (not available) on July 27, 2001 1:56 PM
I was just checking out this story and started reading some of the comments....when, to my DISGUST, it looks like a bunch of deviants are using this for disgusting reasons!! How disappointing!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 27, 2001 9:26 PM
woke up at a bout noon just thought that i had to get to compton soon, gotta get drunk before the day begins, before my mother starts b*tchin about my friends.
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Posted by beyondoubt (rivermoments@hotmail.com) on July 28, 2001 6:52 AM
OK,I saw the BIG monkey movie last night,and this was not a grand movie! Mark had the same expression on his face for the entire movie-this is acting? Even if I viewed this as a costly cartoon-it was still lacking.They spent HOW MUCH on this turkey???????????
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2001 9:20 AM
Word up yo. I saw it too. All I have to say is "Can't we all get along", what in the world was Burton thinking with that line, his days as being a master film dude are over. He's a joke and that movie was too. Marky Mark however is a whack homey. Word to a mother Marky, word, word, and other rap words too, word.
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Posted by sspyderlegs (No Email) on July 28, 2001 9:59 AM
never heard of sarcasm? cheesy humor?
just remember kiddies, Tim used to work at disney, so I'm sure he hasn't quite gotten over drawing cutsie little foxes 10 million times....Tim is still my favorite God of all things Odd
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Posted by I.B. (notachance@home.com) on July 28, 2001 6:42 PM
If every damn movie that comes out sucks as bad as you people say then why do you waist your time and money going to see them? Or do you go and see them at all? Tim still rules even if the monkeys didn't.
(P.S. for that f@#king walking encyclopedia who likes to point out every little error and typo we make, I know there is a difference between Monkey and Apes so go proofread someone elses comment.)
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2001 8:21 PM
What in the world was he taking when he shot that movie!
Talk about lame, cross his name off the list of greats. What a huge disappointment. I looked forward to that for so long, and must admit to my deepest sorrows that "Planet of the Apes" sucked. What happened Tim?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2001 8:30 PM
I don't know what to say. I guess all great men and women drop the ball sometimes. Pick it up Tim, you can redeem yourself. I know you can.
Shaw
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2001 8:34 PM
That poem was a lot better than "Planet of the Apes", and that's as pathetic as Jar Jar Binks!
Tim Burton has followed in the footseteps of George Lucas. The Lord of the Dark as hewas labeled once. Tim is now just another Hollywood has been.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 28, 2001 8:40 PM
That's the way Marky Mark talks yo. What are you prejudice against white rappers who pretend to be hardened criminal pimps. This one's for Marky:
Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, they're all def and really punch!
Word, def, yo, homey, buggin, niggaz, word, word, word, fly, word, yo!
It's not your fault Marky, Timmy Tim just ain't what he used to be!
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Posted by allknowing (you'llneverfindme.com) on July 30, 2001 6:09 AM
saw the movie..............................?????
he shot six different endings huh'
why the hell would you pick an ending that makes no sense...?
my only hope is that Tim was taking too long
and some executive took control and decided what ending to use ,
or maybe he picked it at random,
or even more likely is that all the time they spent filming in the desert boiled their brains and they couldn't recognize that the ending doesn't make any f%cking sense..and everyone on the planet is pissed..cause of some goddamn lead in to a sequel that will probably never get made,
personally I still have faith in Tim....just a little less now... lets all hope that Tim's next movie will be good...please please please.....
as before: if you "still" believe in Tim...Clap your hands
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Posted by AXEMAN (bigturnerfish@hotmail.com) on July 30, 2001 6:39 AM
I tried, oh how I tried to make sense of it all. It all comes down to the dates. What did the dashboard of Marky Mark's space ship read when he crashed the first and the second time. Only the dates can make sense of it all.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 30, 2001 11:16 AM
Just one more question Mr. Simpson, what is "Moe's".
It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography.
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Posted by Misabella (No Email) on July 31, 2001 6:34 PM
* spoiler?!*
What I want to know is, WHY was Marky so incapable of landing his little microphone-shaped flyin' machine, that not once but TWICE he completely crashed & burned; yet his monkey buddy made a graceful, stylish landing without so much as a spark or grinding gears or choking down because he let his foot off the clutch too quick?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 31, 2001 9:57 PM
OH DEAR GOD NO!
i saw planet of the apes the day it came out, ima HUGE burton fan and i thought the movie was nothing but a popcorn muncing cliche ritteled piece of sh*t! one of the worst movies since ishtar! not only was the plot unbearable but marky mark cant act! is there some kind of trend for great directors (spielberg, AI) to make blockbuster crap movies? i dont know if ive grown picky or what but please! PLEASE! dont make us see another planet of the apes!
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Posted by Azad (eka@dtheatre.com) on August 1, 2001 2:14 PM
You bunch of conformists! Take the movie at face value--that is, an action blockbuster for the summer. As for that, I believe no incredibly deep thoughts can be put into a movie with a bunch of apes. So, at face value I thought it was good. You over critical bastards--why don't you try acting and making a large scale movie like The Planet of the Apes? Yep, thought so--you can't. Instead of smashing the only decent movie of the summer, why don't you go watch The Fast and the Furious, eh? That'll set your mind right to what bad movies are.
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Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on August 2, 2001 7:44 AM
The Fast and the Furious was a lot better than Apes, had better acting, and hotter girls. Perhaps you 2 prefer simians, that's your cup of tea.
Polite, yeah?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2001 4:38 PM
what do u mean mark wahlberg is pretending to be a criminal?? he went to jail so i think hes already dealt with that u idiots. besides, he rose from poverty, drugs, street hustling, and a number of minor crimes. he rose above all that and made it to success and i think we should be giving props to him for that, not dissing him out for it. cuz i'd like to see u make all the accomplishments he's made. all u people who are trying to diss tim burton out cuz u thought this movie was supposed be a re-make of the original "planet of the apes" from 1968. well newsflash...IT WAS ALL TOTALLY BURTON'S IDEA TO MAKE HIS OWN! NOT A RE-MAKE! SO U CAN ALL SHUT UR MOUTHS CUZ U DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE SCOOP! i think i heard mark wahlberg and tim burton(CLEARLY)state that its not meant to be a re-make of the original. i think i also hear estella warren say it too. i'm not sure so please do not quote me on that, but i know i heard one of them say it. and for the most part(to actually give u idiots a clue that the ending DID make sense and it WAS nessecary for the " quite anticipated sequel"),the ending made complete sense to me so all those people who are posting their sesnseless reviews all over the net saying sh*t like "oh the ending made no sense" or all the annoying sissy punk rocker kids(who don't even belong here and should just be trying to make their terrible garage band succeed)saying "dude, like i just like didn't like get the ending dude! totally!duuuuuude!!!" you all must not be very smart. i would explain the ending, but i don't wanna be an a**hole and ruin the movie for people who are going on these message boards who ahven't evne seen the movie yet! their jsut ruining it for themselves so i feel no need to make it worse and tell the ending of the movie. and i cannot wait for the sequel, this movie kicked ass and i hope it can be as good(if not even better)as the first one. this movie kicked major a** and i'm glad that i spent my last six bucks to see it.
keep up the good work tim burton.
oh yea dn i forgot. my post couldn't possibly be completed without this:
"word"
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 2, 2001 10:17 PM
Fast and Furious was total crap. WAAAAY sexy cast, but give me a break...talk about sh*tty editing, bad dialogue, garbage special effects, and closing credits with Vin trying to RAP? HELLO? I vote for Apes, at least it looked nice.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 28, 2001 9:31 AM
We loved Mark in Planet of the apes- he is soooo fit, but have u seen him recently - he needs a hair cut and a shave. so if u read this mark please chop it off!!!
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Posted by hellsangelc69 (babygirl229ca@yahoo.ca) on August 31, 2001 1:03 PM
I think mark was awsome in pota I'm just hopin that there's gonna be a sequel to it but I think there should have been more war scenes
cause it was just going through to quick like mark and the others escape past the camp, sleep, and then the next day there's a war I think there should have been a little bit more struggle for the group to get to CALIMA and of course like I said before more war!!
P.S. you made mark look really hot in that movie then again he always looks hot!!
Wayne of all waynes
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 4, 2001 12:20 PM
The film wasnt that bad, and u all know why dont u. Its cus a that fit bird u know the one with hardley any clothes on, f*ckin weak!!the ening was wierd, why the f*ck did it end like that?? Does anyone know???
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 5, 2001 2:31 PM
what do you mean with "mark wahlberg doesn't know how to act" i think he is agreat actor. i do admit the movie wasn't that good, but i think Marky Mark made it worth watching!!!!!! 'cuz he is soooooooo fine!!!!!!!!
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Posted by drewban (drewban@excite.com) on October 22, 2001 3:39 PM
Some complained that Wahlberg seemed wooden, but look at the character he was playing. He was selfish and had only one thing in mind, for the most part, and that was getting back to earth. I liked the movie and ordered the DVD. Its really 2 dvds and i think it has 13 hours or so of extra viewing, it oughtta be cool.
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Posted by qt (sweety_rox13@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2003 5:47 PM
I LOVED this movie and i cant wait for the sequal to come out, so all you people with the anti-ape attitudes should get a life and go f*ck around with he message boards somewhere else? Mark did a great job in this movie, and for the person who said he never changed his facial expression this is for you: maybe he didnt change his expression because his expression was determination and thats what half the movie was about, oh yea and timmy is not a discrace he is GREAT and as far as im concerned he can create the sequal all he wants and it WILL be great.
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 20, 2006 8:32 AM
I have waited for the second movie to be made and can't wait to see it.Most thought that the first movie was a bust but you can't find the movie in stores now.People loved the movie enough to buy it,I bought 5 coppies and wil buy 5 coppies of the Planet of the apes 2 as well.Bruce.