Angelina Jolie Dolls Are Anatomically Correct

By Jack May 25, 2001 12:45 PM

Tomb Raider babe Angelina Jolie made sure her breasts were perfect when they were immortalized for a selection of Lara Croft action figures. Jolie in a number of different get-ups and the dolls feature the full range of outfits - a Combat Pack complete with training robot, combat gear, Siberian gear, motorcycle gear and in her classic Tomb Raiding outfit. There are seven dolls in total, which come equipped with four different sub machine guns, a shotgun, grenade launcher, rocket launcher and her trademark twin silver pistols. Gavin Waxkirsh, spokesman for toymakers Vivid, says, "Angelina was very involved with the dolls and wanted to make sure everything was just right. I mean, everything is correct in every detail. There's going to be more than a few adults buying the dolls and I can reassure them that they won't be disappointed. Angelina insisted they were right first time - she was there for ages saying, 'bigger, bigger, no smaller!'"

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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on May 25, 2001 1:03 PM

Bigger! Bigger! BIGGER!!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2001 1:08 PM

Ya Baby!!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2001 1:15 PM

*slober slober , drool drool*  :)
oh yesssss   BIGGER !!

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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 25, 2001 1:35 PM

BOING! I gotta gat me some of them there dolls!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 25, 2001 5:43 PM

What, you can't say titty fuk on this board anymore?

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Posted by 100%AMERICAN'S GAY LOVER (vic@vaseline.com) on May 25, 2001 9:38 PM

When's the Billy Bob doll cumming out?

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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 25, 2001 9:45 PM

Screw the figures-- Where's the blow-up doll???

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 26, 2001 7:32 AM

angelinas would kick barbies ass

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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 26, 2001 8:49 AM

Shyt, Barbies ass? More like G.I. Joe's ass! Go Angelina.......

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2001 10:58 AM

Wow look at all the loser replies... let me guess, you guys are all 300lb's, no girlfriend, 30 years old, and live in your mommy's basement.

I'd also guess you are all virgins and will be til the day you die.  And I bet you greet each other with some banial Star Trek greeting.

In closing I'd like to say in the immortal words of William Shatner (your god) "GET A LIFE!!!!"

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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on May 27, 2001 5:01 PM

Well, you sure know alot about being a shut in.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2001 5:50 PM

Yeah Okay, Whatever.  I am gonna get a set for my mom then too.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 27, 2001 5:59 PM

Can This woman get any better.  Those lips would make a lollipop so happy!

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Posted by shinehead (will2shine@hotmail.com) on May 27, 2001 6:02 PM

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!

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Posted by Pumpkin Boy (pumpkin_pie_studios@hotmail.com) on May 27, 2001 9:24 PM

You have got to be an ugly woman. Only ugly women would say something like that.
NEWSFLASH:
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!!
Nyah Nyah!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2001 5:58 AM

LOL....good one

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 28, 2001 1:52 PM

Which lollipop are you talking about? I wonder if they are going to make inflatables of her?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2001 8:11 AM

how long do you think it will before she leave's billy bob?they said he would leave this hottie like all his other wives.hahahahahahahahahhahaha.yeah right.I'm willing to say she's 8,maybe an 8 1/2.on the finger scale.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 29, 2001 10:58 AM

pathetic losers...glad she's taken by billy bob not you guys...

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Posted by LCisREAL2me (LCisREAL2me@hotmail.com) on May 29, 2001 7:14 PM

Yeah, \She and BillyBob seem outrageously happy and he won't leave her (who would?) I got the set of new dolls, actually I was disappointed, maybe i expected too much angelina is a hottie and i guess it was hard to duplicate, but as a fan of both Lara and Angelina, I am truly happy to get my hands on this stuff/

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on June 1, 2001 12:17 PM

And one too many cats...

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Posted by The walking dead (robertdowneyjr@jail.com) on June 2, 2001 2:00 AM

How does the doll look undressed?


And Jack, quit pretending to a shemp and putting up the ridiculous comments......LMAO, j/k

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 19, 2001 7:01 PM

ur jelous u ugly fukkka