Buscemi, Vaughn Attacked In Bar

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2001 8:30 PM

Um, "going to work the next day" doesn't really sound like he was in critical condition.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 12, 2001 10:03 PM

Sounds like someone saw a chance to have their 15 minutes of fame. What a bad way to do it. I bet Steve Buscemi's condition was only considered "critical" until the wounds were cleaned and found to be only minor. It's too bad that these guys couldn't just go have a drink like any other person.

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 12, 2001 11:11 PM

umm.. multiple stab wounds to the head is not ever a pleasurable experience.. in any case.

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2001 9:49 AM

f*ckn'A

Now thats a Hollywood story!

As in the tradition of Sinatra, Bronson, Rourke, Bogart, Fairbanks, and a very select few others. No body guards, no 10 man enteroughe ( I don't know how to spell it ), no B.S. A jealous boy freind picks a fight, but the thesbian throws down! We Dig it! Way to go Vaughn!

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2001 11:14 AM

Wow isn't being famous fun?

I always wanted to have people want to kill me because of mu job.

I love the south, but it figures it would be some goofy, overly-macho southern hill-jack.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2001 12:08 PM

Yes, cause God know only Southern people are hostile and overly-macho. Need I remind anyone of the husband in "Deloris Clayborne"?

I truly hope Steve Buscemi is okay. He's a great actor, and I have great respect for him.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 13, 2001 12:11 PM

How ironic the movie they're working on is called "Domestic Disturbances."

I hope Steve's okay and that Vaughn and Rosenberg's trial turns out for the better!

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 13, 2001 12:57 PM

Oh you mean that FICTIONAL character?

Posted by nikita143 (No Email) on April 15, 2001 12:29 AM

How in the world do you get stabbed several times in the head, the neck and the arm, pronounced "in critical condition" and yet back to work the next day. I think part of the story is missing and the reporter should have written about all the events and the true status of Buschemi condition otherwise it sounds fictional and truly HOLLYWOOD.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2001 6:36 PM

Yeah that FICTIONAL character. And of course, that character being FICTIONAL must mean that no one in the North is a dumbass, white-trash, overly-macho @$$hole. I'm not denying the fact that the South has its share of those type, but you "Yankees" aren't what one would call a whole lot better. But let's not make this a North/South issue, cause that's way too second grade/19th century. Let's just hope Steve and Vince are okay.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2001 6:37 PM

Did you lunkheads even read the attached article? It said that once he arrived and was cleaned up, his wounds were revealed to be only minor.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 15, 2001 6:43 PM

Damn, you diss a great and inspirational filmmaker simply because you personally didn't like his movies, and now you're acting as if only southern people are hostile and overly-macho? And I thought that I was a pissed off antisocial jackass. People from the North are not much better, and I know, cause I have to deal with us.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2001 6:17 AM

Are you all brain damaged?

Did I ever say the word "only" I know that there are idiots in the North, you wrote in to claim your idiot status didn't you? The South does breed a very special and colorful variety of moron.

And Rodriguez is an artist (a real one, not a jock sniffer like you) thus he can stand a little criticism, which your ego shell ego obviously can't hack.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2001 7:08 AM

Buscemi is actually.....WOLVERINE! We have witnessed his mutant healing powers, we need to see xrays of his admantium skeleton, to prove this theory.

Posted by TheUndeadChick (zombiebme@yahoo.com) on April 16, 2001 7:13 AM

As it turns out, some of that article was indeed missing. The part no one knows about is that the fight in actuality stemmed from a disagreement about who were the bigger idiots; people from the North or people from the South. The brave and valiant Mr. Buscemi endured multiple stab wounds to the head defending the rights of human beings everywhere. His last words before the knife arched through the air towards his head went something like "Hey, man, we're all idiots". He's a good man, I tell you. A good man.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2001 1:20 PM

You're not one to talk about getting pissed off at cracked egos. You seem to be pretty touchy off of a couple of people objectin to your comments. And most Southern people are hardly different from Northern people. Hell, I live in Nashville, country music capital of the world, and I hardly ever hear a trace of an accent in people. The only difference between Northern idiots and Southern idiots is that Southern idiots have an accent.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2001 1:21 PM

LMAO!! Alright, that's f**king funny.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2001 1:24 PM

You weren't calling him much of an artist in the recent story about him. And what the f**k is a jock sniffer?

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 16, 2001 3:17 PM

I'm critical of his work but that does not diminish his status as an artist.

A jock sniffer is a person who wastes their time celebrating the residue of other peoples success rather than seeking their own.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 16, 2001 5:13 PM

hey, the dude really got hurt, but, yeah, if you're gonna mix it up with the townies ya gotta expect to take some licks.....

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 17, 2001 6:41 PM

Yes, and God knows I can't be a big fan of his work and still be succesful....gee, you must be a really insightful person to be able to tell that I'm merely envying the shadow of some "great one" instead of seeking my own. Just how do you do it, Freddy?

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2001 5:32 AM

Thats really FUNNY Freddy.

- Twan

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2001 6:22 AM

Actually, in retrospect, it was lame and stupid...like you.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 18, 2001 7:57 AM

I would say its due to your weak reading comprehension skills.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2001 12:55 PM

Ooo! You sure got him there, Freddy-boy!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2001 12:57 PM

You can tell I'm a jock-sniffer by my so-called "weak reading comprehension skills", huh? well f**kin' a, you are obviously so much more talented than anyone else I've known to be able to connect two totally unrelated things like that. I am in awe. Really.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 18, 2001 1:05 PM

Amazing! One sentence and you can already tell he's an idiot!! You are a prodigy, man, I'm telling you...

Posted by Ingrownhair (No Email) on April 19, 2001 12:06 AM

Well, you all show your typical American intellect. You sorry motherf@ckers can't keep the focus on the actual story. You bicker like a bunch of school girls.......typical of all you dumb yanks (americans). The UK is rooting for Steve Buscemi and Vaughn. Get well Steve, Good luck Vaughn.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 19, 2001 6:39 AM

You should be jock sniffer, you should be.

I'm glad you understand your place.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 19, 2001 6:54 AM

Actually, not in one sentence, he has a long history of stupidity. Similar one you are working on currently.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2001 7:11 AM

Dolores Claiborne was set in MAINE, you idiot . . . the husband was born and raised in MAINE.

Posted by 100% AMERICAN (hellskitchen_@hotmail.com) on April 19, 2001 11:45 AM

Dumb Americans?!?

Look who's talking

When any pissant country wants to be compared to us, then by all means step forward.....in the mean time, stop copying every damn thing we do. I take it that the brave soul who made that comment does not post an e-mail, which is typical of pussies.

If you don't like the discussions some of these folks are having, then ignore them. But if your gonna draw blood from the Man, then expect a lot more Ingrown Hair. Judging from your name theres no doubt you reside in the South Pacific.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2001 11:54 AM

GUYS PLEASE!

ENOUGH ALREADY, BOTH ME AND STEVE ARE FINE, THE ARTICLE OVER ESTIMATED THE CUTS WE GOT FROM A COUPLE OF PISSED OFF DRUNKS WHO THOUGHT WE WERE SCAMMING ON THEIR DATES. wE WERE NOT, IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE. AS FAR AS 100% AMERICAN GOES, THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS, AND INGROWNHAIR, WE ARE BOTH OK, THANKS FOR THE CONCERN, BUT DON'T EVER RIP ON MY COUNTRY, IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT, BUT ITS 100% BETTER THAN THE UNGREATFUL U.K. WHOM WOULD ALL BE SPEAKING GERMAN RIGHT NOW IF WE HAD NOT SAVED YOUR ASS. ON BEHALF OF ALL OF US, YOU ARE WELCOME.

Posted by Ransom (No Email) on April 19, 2001 4:37 PM

giggle giggle,, it should be,, STEVE AND I AND WHO NOT WHOM...WHO ARE YOU REALLY NOW?? I DON'T THINK YOU ARE REALLY WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE.. BUT EVEN SO.. I'M GLAD 'THEY ARE OK'

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2001 7:11 PM

Damn, that comment wasn't even worth a smart-ass response.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 19, 2001 7:13 PM

Taunting you makes me stupid? Damn, talk about an inflamed ego...

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 20, 2001 6:37 AM

Your asinine logic is as idiotic as you are. I hope you don't think taunting people is a statement of intelligence!

You keep repeating this "how do you know I'm stupid...you must be psychic" line of questioning. The fact that you keep asking me how do I know you're stupid is my proof.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2001 12:25 PM

giggle giggle...who cares what you think?

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 20, 2001 1:47 PM

There wouldn't have been anything smart about it.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2001 9:23 PM

Big words there, Freddy.

And actually, I tend to avoid taunting people whenever possible. However, there are some things and some people that I just can't resist poking fun at whenever possible (sorry, it comes with the territory of being a smart-ass), typically due to something that I find so stupid its almost offending.

And, though I hope you were being sarcastic when you said it was your proof, when I say "how did you know I'm stupid....you must be psychic" is me being sarcastic and giving you a hard time for saying stupid sh*t.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 20, 2001 9:25 PM

God, please tell me that was meant to sound stupid...I dunno why, maybe you were trying to mock me somehow, but don't tell me you meant that as a serious insult or something...

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 21, 2001 12:39 PM

Truth of the matter is Vaughn was hitting on a local girl who had a boyfriend on site. Stuck his "head" in the wrong place = ass whuppin.

Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 23, 2001 6:15 AM

So anything you don't agree with is stupid?

You are an arrogant prick.

Furthermore, are you sarcasm-man, defender of the internet. Smart-asser of all things you don't agree with? You've got a big job ahead of you.

You're going to have to manage you time wisely good thing they have timers on fry machines.