New Full-Length Tomb Raider Trailer

By Jack April 12, 2001 12:06 PM

It has to be a blockbuster film, if for no other reason then Angelina Jolie's tight shorts. Yesterday the first full trailer for Tomb Raider has just gone live on the film's official site and it's looking good.

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RE: New Full-Length Tomb Raider Trailer reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2001 2:42 PM

High hopes for this one. Angelina Jolie is a sex machine. (Probably would have made a better Catwoman than Judd)

Fred-hater

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on April 5, 2001 2:47 PM

That's crazy. Ashley Judd beats out Angelina Jolie any day. Hands down.

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 5, 2001 2:55 PM

If you want to introduce a girl to Mom, go out to dinner, throw frisbee at the beach and have picnics with. Judd would win out.

But which of the two would make a better, sexy, feline, criminal mastermind, lunatic, serial killer? Jolie hands-down.

Hey 100% I registered happy now. Now whoever TWAN is feck off!

RE: New Full-Length Tomb Raider Trailer reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 5, 2001 11:25 PM

Face facts - a great trailer doesn't make a great film. I hope Tomb Raider doesn't fall into the "style over content" pile. However, Jolie's breasts rock.

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Posted by Platynum Shadow (The Shadow) on April 6, 2001 12:37 AM

HERE HERE!! I second the Jolie's breast comment.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2001 7:11 AM

While Jolie has the looks and the accent down I have heard that she was so worn out from this one and doesn't want to be typecast that she probably will not do a sequel. If this one rocks it may be the only one we get to see. I would hate to see this franchise go the way of Batman.

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 6, 2001 7:46 AM

Keep dreaming weirdo. Your fantasies are probably only matched by your pathetic reality, I feel sorry for your constantly molested family pets.

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Posted by FredHater (fred_hater@hotmail.com) on April 6, 2001 8:18 AM

Breasts good.

Breasts REAL?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 6, 2001 11:24 PM

Ok, I'll admit Jolie WOULD make a good catwoman as well. I have to admit that when I found out that she was playing Lara Croft I couldn't think of anyone better. Do you think the creator of Tomb Raider modeled Croft after Jolie in the first place?

I think the breasts are real.

Carmen

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2001 2:16 AM

Joilie's fine. The breasts are fine. And - God! - those lips... But the breasts are either the result of surgery or a padded pushup bra. We've seen Angelina naked before (in Gia.) She had decent, but not huge breasts.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 7, 2001 6:27 AM

only if your elmer fudd...

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Posted by Ransom (No Email) on April 9, 2001 9:40 PM

hey i like reading the comments like the next gal but lately i've been reading them just to catch up on the swings from you two,. And yes the breast and lips are real on angie.

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Posted by Ransom (No Email) on April 9, 2001 9:42 PM

angies breast are very real.. check out the Gia film..She was Gia!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on July 12, 2002 11:09 PM

Angelin Jolie is naked again in Original Sin a couple of times. She even haves sex in that movie.She is beautful!