Cops Stop Cookie "Madness"

By Acheron March 13, 2001 1:59 PM

Girl Scouts have had it too good for too long, and the DeCatur, GA police aren't going to take it anymore.  Two officers reportedly ticketed some Girl Scouts for selling their Thin Mints and Tagalongs in a store's parking lot.  Read the travesty here.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 13, 2001 2:54 PM

HELLO??? ONLY in the SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
Don't the cops have some REAL crooks to go after????????????????????????????????????

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 4:11 AM

Terrific "only in the south" comment. Any other prejudices that you want to show? Care to talk badly about the African-Americans or the Jews, or is it only the South that you think it fair to badger simply because it is there?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 5:59 AM

Bogan! Bogan! Bogan!

How much are the movies!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 6:26 AM

There is an important difference African Americans and Jews are a racial and religous minortiy that are a vital part of the diverse fabric of America. The South is where a bunch of and annoying stupid A**HOLES live. Just wanted to clear that up for you Bubba.

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on March 14, 2001 8:39 AM

Just for the record,  there are a bunch of annoying A**holes everywhere.  I live in the South, and while rednecks abound, I'm sure it's no worse here (Baton Rouge) than it is in say Chicago, NYC, San Francisco, or Portland.

So really, you're both right.  It's something that you would likely hear happen in the South.  But it wouldn't be surprising if it happened up in D.C. either, so you can't throw blame on one culture.

BTW, the cops eventually apologized, tore up the tickets, and bought some cookies...so it's all good.  I posted it because it was a funny story.  No need to be fuming over it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 9:04 AM

I' ll tell you what,  racial tendencies, bad cops, and a**holes in the south, it all means jack sh*t when you compare it to the big picture.  The biggest screw job of them all, which everyone overlooked, is the mint f*cking cookies.  Have you ever tried these pieces of sh*t.  They sell the Original Vanilla and Chocolate Girlguide Cookies, which taste like a dream, then they pitch the sh*t at you.  Because the Original brand is only available for a portion of the year, they think when our supply runs out we will be desperate for a shot of orgasmic cookie goodness.  Enter stage left the boxes of mint covered ass.  If anything, the Nazi's running the Girl Guide Association of America should be thrown in jail  just on principle!

jd

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 9:18 AM

*LOL*

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on March 14, 2001 10:11 AM

dude i don't konw what you're talking about!  The thin mints are second only to Samoas! That vanilla crap has got to go!!!

They must put crack in those cookies because everyone's so crazy about them.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 14, 2001 10:47 PM

If you would take your head out of your @ss I'm sure they would taste a lot better!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 15, 2001 1:58 AM

All girl scout cookies are nasty.  I'm glad they got ticketed.  The police shouldn't have to apologize for doing us all a favor.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2001 10:15 AM

oh yeah?  
Have you ever been in Maine????
Talk about Red Necks.........
The South doesn't have a lock on hillbillies.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2001 11:23 AM

What's a cookie?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2001 11:25 AM

Know who really sucks: It's those damn African Jewish Southerners selling their freaking lousy cookies!

Now the biggoted boy scouts: they're a class act!

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on March 16, 2001 12:48 PM

Hey, I'm an Eagle Scout.

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Posted by smokylinks (smokylinks@hotmail.com) on March 16, 2001 2:33 PM

very good!lol!

Bah!   reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on March 16, 2001 5:40 PM

So is your boyfriend!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 16, 2001 9:56 PM

Thank you, common sense reply.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2001 12:08 AM

Let's just say you suck ass. The mint cookies are probably the only real competition in my stomach for double fudge oreos. Girl guides can come to my place any time...i'll buy your whole share of mint cookies. Up here in canada, we dont got the stupid cops the red necks down south have. ;-p

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 17, 2001 2:22 PM

who gives a s**t? if your not alowwed to sell crappy cookies in the parking lot, then they should have gotten the f**king ticket, i would have raped the little girls and bashed in their heads with a big rock if i was the cop, girl scouts are the devil, the deserve to die...

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2001 10:40 AM

Well I think the comments so far have been pretty funny. However there is always someone who hasn't quite grasped the meaning of enough!!
Although bashing little 8 year old girls on the head might be one of your wildest sexual fantasies, I think you're Han Solo on this one.
But all the same, long live freedom of speech!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 18, 2001 6:29 PM

well if you ask me ....the west should burn,the south should flood and get rid of half of the other people on the northeast....that would solve alot of problems... have a nice day

What's wrong with this?   reply

Posted by wonko (ryan@wonko.com) on March 19, 2001 11:48 AM

I've got nothing against Girl Scouts, but the law is the law. If they don't have the right permits, then by all means, ticket them.

Personally, I tend to avoid stores with groups of girl scouts in front of them. I buy cookies once a year from people I know, and then I spend several months telling little girls "No thanks" as I walk in and out of every single store I visit. It's annoying, and it makes me avoid places where I know the girl scouts will hound me. Requiring permits would be a good thing, I think.

It's a little disturbing that any organization can consider themselves immune from the law, even for something this minor.

cophole   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 1, 2002 6:05 PM

Hey, up here in Canada is where the dumbest of all cops live.  the people they work with, tell the people they are going after, whats happening.