Claudia Schiffer Stalked By Naked Midget

By Azad March 2, 2001 4:27 PM

(IMDB) Sexy supermodel Claudia Schiffer has a small but worrying problem - she is being stalked by a naked midget. The 4-foot fan turned up unclothed, riding a bicycle at the German beauty's mother Gudrun's home and rang the bell. But police who were called by her family could not arrest him because of a bizarre German law. He was selling postcards he made - and that made him a performing artist who was going about his normal business. Claudia says, "The police couldn't detain him because of this strange law."

Another man sent her a letter every day. She continues, "He wrote me these very sweet letters, but then one day I got my mail and it smelled kind of funny. I opened it and discovered there was a dead bird inside." Claudia, who has dated magician David Copperfield and Green Shield Stamps heir Tim Jeffries, has been plagued by bizarre fans for years, prompting her to hire armed guards.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2001 8:19 AM

Boy the lives that celebrities get to have. I have never been lucky enough to have anyone trying to sell me postcards. These people think they are so important that they can just get the poor little guy arrested.  I, on the other hand, am a supporter of the arts and would have happily purchased six or seven of the cards.  I would then proceed origami style and make a dead bird postcard and mail it to Mrs. Schiffer.  Who would look crazy then?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2001 11:45 AM

*LOL* That'd be schweet!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 4, 2001 12:09 PM

I thought for sure she would like the bird. I guess I'll have to send something a little more lively next time.

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Posted by Loath (loath@dtheatre.com) on March 4, 2001 4:54 PM

It was alive when I sent it. Damn German customs.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2001 6:00 AM

Isn't David Copperfield gay?

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on March 5, 2001 6:55 AM

Not if he is/was dating Claudia Schiffer.  ;-p

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 5, 2001 11:09 AM

I wish claudia would stop calling me, it's getting ridiculous. The Bird is called a bird to see the fake nut jobs jump out of the closet, when in fact it wasn't a bird, but it actually was a full bloated and equally Copperfield "gay" Richard Simmons!, they stuffed him in there with a plunger!

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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on March 5, 2001 6:45 PM

ba ba chomp!