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Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film

Topic: Humor By Jack January 18, 2001 10:49 AM

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According to Sky News, Bond's producers have offered the US President a cameo role when he leaves office in a few days' time.

Clinton is said to be fascinated by the idea of moving from politics to acting, although his role in the film wouldn't be much different from his current day job.

The scene in which he may appear involves Bond attending a reception at the White House with Clinton playing the President.

The next Bond film isn't due to be released until 2002.

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RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 18, 2001 10:49 AM

i hope he doesn't play the president.  i hope he plays a villian.

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 18, 2001 10:55 AM

"The scene in which he may appear involves Bond attending a reception at the White House with Clinton playing the President."

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 11:14 AM

It helps to read the article doesn't it ;) All I can say is.... eeeenteresteeeng.

RE: RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 18, 2001 12:03 PM

I read that dumbass, I still want him to play an evil person...It's more fitting.

RE: RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by Venturis (venturisventvent@icqmail.com) on January 18, 2001 1:15 PM

I did not inhale...

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 1:35 PM

Bond should walk in on Clinton and an intern........  hehehe

Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on January 18, 2001 1:38 PM

that's what monica said.

Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 1:44 PM

Then, he could just play himself, couldn't he.

I think it's hilarious that they  asked him ( if the report is true.)  And if he actually does it....  it is probably because just he wants to be the center of attention, like a petulant child.


RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 18, 2001 2:10 PM

bond should be the intern.  heheheh

RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by Solo (soloist@rocker.com) on January 18, 2001 5:27 PM

LMAO ,, now that was comedy.

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 6:25 PM

That's entertainment!

RE: RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 6:27 PM

That's entertainment!

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 8:32 PM

Okay, Bill Clinton,... Acting?! I just hope (like his Presidency)   his "cameo" doesn't foul-up the Movie. I just hope they don't have him talk! I hope after this it dosn't mean the end of Bond Films?!

RE: RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 18, 2001 8:34 PM

What Are You Talking About!!! Entertainment, My BUTT!!!

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 19, 2001 3:51 AM

Oh, come on. Bill Clinton may not be the most shining example of moral integrity, and maybe he didn't make a very good president, but he hardly qualifies as 'evil'.

RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 2:21 AM

Who gives a crap if he inhaled or had sex....a large amt of americans cheat on their wives anyways...as long as he served our country....and gotta admit guys, he did a decent job, give the guy credit.,...once you're known all over, you'll get your own fair share of people who hate you, and people who adore you...and also, he did give us some quality entertainment, gave news networks high ratings, money rolled in for them..it was all good...

RE: RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 7:17 AM

... with or without Monica L? Do you have any information whether ............. :))

RE: Clinton's 'service'   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 3:39 PM

Uh...yeah...lying under oath and violating Federal laws is kick-ass policy!

acting   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 3:41 PM

Mr. Bond, have a seat...My interns will join you in a moment.

weed   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 3:43 PM

'She blew, and I SUCKED!' *then again, so did my administration...*

Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 7:49 PM

You're right, he doesn't qualify as evil.  Stupid maybe and foolish and maybe even normal( fortunately I am NOT normal.)

But I still believe he could pull off evil without trying too hard.  :-)

Of course, if he puts as much effort into acting as he did into his uhhhhh, "other activities" he would make one hell of an actor.  :-D

Clinton's service?   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 8:17 PM

It wasn't quality entertainment!   It wasn't even entertainment!  It was a mess.... a huge pile of cow-dung....  fingernails on chalkboard....  week old eggs under a hot sun.   In short it was irritating and smelly.

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 20, 2001 8:21 PM

I honestly don't think ANYONE can mess up a Bond film.

Except maybe Timothy Dalton.

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on January 20, 2001 9:07 PM

Long live Pres. Bush(both of them)

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2001 9:46 AM

"not a very good pres" oh come on now.....

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2001 9:51 AM

Amen he was the best yet. What is it called when TWO CONSENTING ADULTS enjoy an intimate moment together ? A crime////// Not in this Country//////

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2001 9:55 AM

Uh yea,we need more bevas and buttheads in the news.. W. is going to screw the working class in the a__ and the enviorment will be last on his list.Watch out Alaska.....

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2001 10:38 AM

Clinton would be the best thing that ever happened in a Bond movie! The ratings would skyrocket, everyone will want to see their ex Pres. staring in a major movie.

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by deputy (deputyluke@excite.com) on January 21, 2001 10:51 AM

Clinton likes being in the spotlight. He's got to be one of the most popular President ever. Look alikes just isn't the same.

RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 21, 2001 11:34 PM

Tell me the joke. please man i want to hear it?? lol

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 22, 2001 2:59 PM

Why??....he was a lousy actor when he testified and when he pointed his finger, "scolding" his accusers on National TV:
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman". That was pretty bad acting!
A good part for him would be as a strip club owner/drug dealer turned FBI informant who testifies against a female New York senator and must leave the country. Ending up as a spokesman for Fidel Castro!

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by carpediem (carpediem@bs.com) on January 23, 2001 4:18 PM

Bad Billy's been bad acting all along. He controled vast armies for his own pleasure- sending them to harms way while avoiding service himself, enjoys political intrigue, has visions of world domination and adulation, feels untouchable and above the law, has delusions of grandure, and, well, may just be the best darn Bond villain yet! Except.. we already saw his act! Byebye, loser.

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 23, 2001 11:28 PM

WELL.... we know he's not a good actor, but finding out your president-past was a good actor is even more creepy than ronnie going the other way. anyways, a cameo can't hurt anyone... the dude deserves to have some fun after all that bullsh*t. i think its hilarious, and anyway he goes in hollywood is fine with me. altho, i would be inclined to think that he would be best as some high power CEO executive producer dick.

think of all the babes he can get then. especially with hillary in new york. woo!

i really hope everything works out for them, and for you too. haha.



RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2001 7:07 PM

in somone's review he/she wrote: "a large amt of americans cheat on their wives anyways...as long as he served our country" i would like to say not many americans will take the oath and lie about it to the pulice espically not the president we just dont expect that kind of behaviour from a president, i mean what kind of a role model is he!

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 25, 2001 7:43 PM

What kind of bucket do you have over your head. Politics...lieing..they go hand and hand. You have got to be from another country or the stupidist ass in America!

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 27, 2001 11:00 PM

He'd be more at home doing a "walk" on in a porn film.

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on January 28, 2001 9:01 AM

You're a fool.

RE: RE: RE: Eww.. sick joke coming..   > reply

Posted by myname (No Email) on March 22, 2001 6:12 PM

I agree - who cares if Joe Blow (no pun intended) cheats on his wife (or vise versa), he is not a public figure.  Our dear friend Billy will be written up in history books and will be read by every high schooler in the country - is this something that you would want your children to read?  To know that he lied about it, and basically got away with it.  I mean come on here.  

Anyway, I think the real issue here isn't that he had "relations" unbecoming of the president, it is about not taking responsibility for your actions when faced with them.  He took an oath to uphold the law. Did he? No.  He lied to the grand jury on TV, in front of the people he supposedly represents, with the attitude that he was above the law.  It seems he was right.  Anyone else would be looking at jail time! I find it all very depressing.

Another problem that has stemmed from all this is that now children too young to understand are asking the questions on why? What is? For example:  My friend's 8 year old doesn't understand why the President didn't get "into trouble".  He did something bad, but didn't get in trouble. The little guy also wants to know what a bl*w job is. I wouldn't want to have to explain that, but I couldn't lie about it either.

RE: RE: Clinton's 'service'   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on March 29, 2001 6:26 AM

All politicians lie under oath. You would too, under the same circumstances. Don't be a f*cking hypocrite!

RE: RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 3, 2001 4:12 PM

I feel sorry for most of you Bill Clinton haters/bashers.  It's obvious Clinton did something right.  He was the President of the United States.  Have you ever been the president of anything?

Why Yes, I have   > reply

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on April 3, 2001 5:03 PM

Why yes! I have, I am the president of Ai Graphics.. :)

http://aigraphics.com/about/joe.php3

Bill Clintons Adm.   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 15, 2004 7:57 PM

I wish he was back in office.  The economy was strong our young men were not dieing for a lie. We had the largest economic  expansion in 50 years he eliminated the budget deficit and set aside more public land than any president since Teddy Roosevelt.

RE: Bill Clinton asked to star in next Bond film   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on August 18, 2004 12:14 PM

bill clinton is gay

RE: BILL CLINTONA   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on September 30, 2004 7:12 AM

i like the cock

your wrong   > reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on October 7, 2004 12:31 PM

your so stupied these are cool stuff and who cares if people cheat on there wives




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