Wes Craven To Direct Alice

By Acheron December 7, 2000 9:07 PM

A bit of news of the up and coming. Alice, the as of yet unreleased FPS from former id software developer, American McGee, will be turned into a movie directed by none other than Wes Craven himself.

McGee has signed away the rights to the game to Dimension Films, under which the film will be produced. The script will be written by John August(screenwriter on Go, Barbarella, Titan AE, Charlie's Angels, and Jurrassic Park III), and is scheduled to be finished sometime in January.

More good news. Natalie Portman is considered to be one of the top prospects to play Alice, though this is merely a rumor, and should be taken as such. Nevertheless, that would be very cool, as she would seem to fit that role like a glove.

Feed gotten from AICN. Check back for updates as they come. Oh, and you can download the demo of the game(which is based on the Quake III engine, if you didn't know) here, and the trailer here.

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RE: Wes Craven To Direct Alice   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 6:17 AM

Wow, what a great idea. Wes Craven is such an auteur. He should have a scene with Partrick Ewing blowing an Orangatan in it.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 6:28 AM

I have been reading your Patrick Ewing comments with great interest. I myself enjoy good comedy. But your latest opus leaves something to be desired. What you say? How about wit, an element of comedy perhaps, or somesort of proof of effort. Please keep on writing those funny little quirks, but please try and give them some substance instead of jotting something down just for the hell of it. 

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 12:54 PM

Only cum sucking faggots sign their names "13".?Get a life cocksmoker!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 1:54 AM

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 6:52 PM

hey weiner-boy!it's good to see that your STILL a PATHETIC waste of flesh.PISSANT.And to whomever is using my handle to just stir up shit,i'll find ou and braek off all your mandibles you slimy little insect.And AS
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 6:55 PM

AND NO I CAN'T SPELL...WEINER-BOY!!SO STUFF IT.PREFERABLY UP YOUR #SS.BRING IT ON WEINER-BOY. 
IF NOT SEE YOU IN HELL. 
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2000 10:28 AM

I finally did it. I realized that the reason all of me tying was in capitals was because I had some button called "caps lock" on and it made all of my letters uppercase. Watch I will press it. THERE YOU SEE. This kind of thing amuses me, like sucking my own penis. It tastes so good. 

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2000 10:31 AM

Do you mean "typing" learn how to spell weiner-boy. 

Stop using my handle. Start pulling my handle. 

I like to use words like weiner-boy. Hee Hee. 
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Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on December 11, 2000 10:47 AM

why don't you register your handle, that way we know it's you. :)

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 11, 2000 12:20 PM

Yeah 13, why don't you register your stupid "handle". 

Looser!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 16, 2000 3:38 AM

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Posted by ?p??? (yes) on February 25, 2001 10:19 PM

you are obviously a 3 year old to that matter if you call everyone else 10 or 11 I dotn know about you but I think you are a litle bit on the "PYSHCO" stage..oh and yes I am using caps I like to see you try and get better then wes craven has...Itll be funny to see how pathetic you look like..I bet your about 9 years old.. (not sarcasim.) about 15 or 16..who should beable to mature enough unless mommy has to change your nappie every day...looking for someone to pay you out cause you care fed up with everyone else paying you out....I wonder 13...do you really have a life to?

well have a nice day! oh yeah well Ill see you in hell too...Im the devils daughter and Ill makes sure you never go go without pain : )

RE: 13 year olds?   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on April 4, 2003 7:15 PM

Wow.  I feel as though I fell into the monkey pit as the zoo.

Think I'll leave now and not come back.

This is kinda late   reply

Posted by eve (No Email) on November 15, 2003 2:56 PM

This Alice movie needs to come out already cuz i'm annticipating the release! I just wanted to say that Natalie Portman would be a horrible Alice! Just cuz she got the looks dont mean she can play the part of a badass, instead i read that Eliza Dushku will be playing Alice, and i think she is perfect for the part!