Clooney and Heston to Go Ape

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2000 1:50 PM

If there's no Taylor in the new Ape movie, then who's the main character? Who's Mark Wahlberg playing? I don't understand!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2000 6:23 PM

I didn't like the first two. :-/ I don't understand why they are making a new one. Will someone explain please?

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on December 5, 2000 7:58 PM

Same Reason why they are making more Star Wars Movies.. I didn't like the first 4

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 6:27 AM

Please do not confuse shit like apes with Star Wars. They are not even comparable. Use comparisons like Planet of the Apes is like your mother. It is hairy, it smells, and it loves big cock.

Enjoy the batch!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:54 AM

There's a lot of love in the Digital Theater today, folks, a lot of love.

I smell a flame war.. reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 10:51 AM

Interesting,, I was a big fan of the Planet of the apes all 4 of them.
now they are doing a new one, Hummmmm, I really think they should have left it alone, it has been too long and the original cast isn't there. I feel it wont be the same.I will see it however,,,I don't expect much.

Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on December 6, 2000 11:07 AM

I normally would stop here and not respond in hopes to prevent a flame war but the opportunity is too great, so here goes:

"They are not even comparable... Planet of the Apes is... ...hairy, [and] it smells". I'd like to point the attention of the jury to Chewbacca. who is hairy, [and] it smells (in theory of course, I have never smelt him). Case in point, they can compare.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 11:14 AM

Heston an aging ape? Damn it all to hell! I heard somewhere that Patrick Ewing is gonna make his acting debut. Can anybody confirm?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 1:05 PM

Some imp sure wrote this news brief...looks like someone who doesn't like either Heston or Clooney.
Pretty funny.

Posted by Acheron (denny@dtheatre.com) on December 6, 2000 2:02 PM

What kind of right thinking American doesn't like Star Wars? If you don't like Star Wars, then you can get the hell out.

Posted by TheSixthStooge (No Email) on December 6, 2000 3:39 PM

Was there really only FOUR Planet of the Apes Movies? It seemed like so MANY more! And I liked the first two!

You know, I'm old enough to remember when most movies didn't have a number "Two" in the title. It was a purer, cleaner world back then.

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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on December 6, 2000 5:24 PM

That's not true... I am a fan of Clooney not too big toward Heston but I think it's pretty much a neutural story.

You are right about the imp bit though.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 6:55 PM

I've got matches!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 6:58 PM

I myself loved the first, second and third one, but thought that Jar Jar was jarring ( couldn't resist.) Anyways, I think that your response to this vulgar "Ape" was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. :-D

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:19 PM

Sometimes I poop on an plate and form it into small monkey sculptures.

P.S. I voted for Bush.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:43 PM

If I could shit bricks, I'd build a house.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:44 PM

Thanks for that wonderful mental picture. However, it makes me worry about the people that chose the future President of the United States. :-) hehehe

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:46 PM

I bet that would piss off your neighbors.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:48 PM

Would that be a brick shit house, or a shit brick house?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:49 PM

You DID say that "Heston will play a more suitable character of an aging ape." Sounds like a not so neutral comment to me! lolololol

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 7:51 PM

I think the politically correct term would be "out-house."

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 8:38 PM

The bad thing about shitting bricks is after the first dozen or so, your farts no longer make noise. You know, like dog farts.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 6, 2000 8:38 PM

Yes, I believe that outlandish and extremely ignorant comment came from another story posted.

http://www.dtheatre.com/read.php3?sid=1155.

Of course, YOU probably already know that as you are more than likely the person who posted the other comment. :-/

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 12:05 PM

Patrick Ewing for President!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 12:56 PM

this is not a planet of the apes re-make ... it is a re-telling :)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 7, 2000 5:20 PM

No thanks, I voted for Bush too. :-)

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 8, 2000 5:55 AM

The only thing that would be ignorant would be denying the fact that Patrick Ewing may well be one of the greatest modern day links to our past. There is no doubt that just by getting out of bed in the morning, he is proving Darwin's theory of evolution. I think he is perfect to play the role of the black monkey slave.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 8:06 AM

I think the P.O.T.A movies were good and i can't wait to see the new one but there should be the main character from the oringinal.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 8:47 AM

Do you even know what ignorant really means? If so, your use of the word is extremely inappropriate here. As it would not be "ignorant" to consider anyone to be a human being. Your comments are facitious, pathetic and small minded.

No further replys will be made by me to your ignorant and childish comments.

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 10, 2000 6:41 PM

I've always suspected that Patrick Ewing was the missing link.......
great role for him!!!

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 12, 2000 8:22 AM

Booyah