Current Spider-Man Script Ditched?

By Azad November 27, 2000 1:04 PM

Apparently, a rumor has been floating around, formally reported by the Popcorn U.K. web site indicating that Sony is unhappy with the current script for Sam Raimi's upcoming Spider-Man movie. Mentioned is the possibility that they may ditch it in favor of a discarded script by director James Cameron.

The studio reportedly doesn't like the latest rewrite by Scott Rosenberg of Jurassic Park writer David Koepp's original screenplay.

The report goes to say that Cameron wrote a treatment for a Spider-Man film in 1991, which Sony acquired. The movie, was reportedly slated to start production in January.

And as for other related news, there has also been reported rumors that Mena Suvari and supermodel James King are among the actresses vying for the role of Mary Jane Watson, for which Alicia Witt has also been rumored.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2000 2:35 PM

Apparently there is a segment in Cameron's script which talks of how Spidy has a masturbation problem. Somehow it plays a factor in the resolution of the film. The film ends when the Green Goblin is giving Spiderman jerking lessons. He is instructing SM on how to avoid producing a warm batch by squeezing the underbelly of the scrodum during orgasm, thus stopping the flow of Peter Parker Pud. Spidy pinches the wrong tube and blasts webbing out of his cack and knocks the Goblin over a railing where he falls to his death. 

Pretty neat stuff. Michael Bean is set to play the role of the Goblin.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 27, 2000 2:45 PM

The film is doomed before it's even shot. The Green Gobbler loves Spidey pud and apparently so does the studio.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2000 10:39 AM

Your right about what you said, but i think the spider-man movie would be cool if spidey makes a porno with "mary-jane" and Aunt May. What do you think?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 28, 2000 2:44 PM

Why don't you write a porn scene where you fuck yourself. 

Stop reading comic books and go out and get laid.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 29, 2000 12:44 PM

Listen you pathetically useless waste of humanity.You ALL need some therapy or to finish grade 7.F#ck I hope your NOT adults Please tell me that your 11 or younger not a grown sick little puppy that should be put to sleep.Go to some cartton porn sites and SHUT the F#ck UP!You know,it would just be real nice if folks would actually talk about the THE SUBJECT at hand,you little shits.Save your perverse little "I obviously havent gotten laid EVER in my life" comments for recess,you WANKs.And as for the green goblin,Its gonna be Willy DAFOE or MALCOVICH.And maybe you guys should get on a GAY chat line,you might meet like minded individuals such as yourselfs.(and no I have no problem with gays,so shove it.)Wait a sec...you might actually enjoy that.Ah well you might as well take what you can.And again,say whatever you want to me because if your not going to talk constructively about SPIDEY I aint talk to ya!You useless foulmouthed wacked out and off little nerdios put down that HUSTLER mag or that questionably stick remote control get outa the house AND GET LAID.Or
shoot yourself now and do us all a favor.SEE YOU IN HELL. 
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Posted by Jack (jack@dtheatre.com) on November 29, 2000 2:45 PM

Every one is flaming it but I think that this post is pretty f*cking funny..

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2000 7:55 AM

You should really watch your spelling and improper use of grammer. Are the rides smooth on the short school bus?

Anyway, ta ta homo. 

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on November 30, 2000 9:03 AM

Actually, yes, the rides are very smooth. Thank you for asking,...especially when I'm riding on the shaft of a very large black man. Where he is throbbing so hard, his head turning purple...is my spelling ok? and my grammar?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 12:04 AM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. 
Is the wittle boys feewings hurt?Is that the best you can do? homo?ewwwwww.Stop it please your hurting my feelings.What does it matter anyways,boys.Actually it kinda reminds me of that saying: "Whomever smelt,dealt it." when I think of your insanely witty remark.Let me guess...your one of those smart but shy kinda guys...what's a matter? Oh.Come on you can tell the group.Come outa that closet 14 COME ON!and maybe take that black leather spiked phallic
thang out of your *ss.It might make you a little more talkative.Maybe on the subject at hand ,huh?
You know? like SPIDERMAN,SPIDEY,THE SPINSTER,WEBCRAWLER,Come on I dare YA!If not,SEE YOU IN HELL!!!
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 6:36 AM

How did my batch tasts when you swallowed? Homo!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 6:44 AM

How did my batch taste when you swallowed homo?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 6:45 AM

How did my batch taste when you swallowed homo?

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 9:58 AM

It tasted just great. I loved all of the salty goodness. When is my next fill up?
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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 10:32 AM

what is wrong with you people?

Current Spider-Man(morons that need to grow up)   reply

Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 1, 2000 6:56 PM

you all need to grow up and get a life. Ohh and I don't care if I can't spell and if my grammer sucks (FCK, all thats missing is U )

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 3, 2000 1:11 PM

I actually heard that Spider Man gets fucked in the ass by The Leprechaun, shits out green spoo and vows to never let a green villain burn him again so he stores up ten years of gism to put in his web shooter which ends up being his greatest weapon.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 4, 2000 9:17 PM

They all need Jesus

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on December 5, 2000 2:06 PM

"sigh"

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2001 10:34 AM

Everyone here is GAY! except for me!!!!
f*ckers!

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on February 14, 2001 10:38 AM

Anyone who reads this crappy page should be shot in the face. including me! All of you f*ckers should go back home to your blow up dolls and pop a pimple or something.

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Posted by A random shemp (No Email) on May 30, 2001 7:51 AM

Too bad you're too much of a pussy to reveal yourself.  Either who you are, your e-mail or something.  You big pussy.