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Bad News Day (or Egor Rants) By Jack, (DT) December 20, 1999 10:25 PM PT |
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It's 10:00pm.?I don't feel like working...?I lay on the couch and try to watch television.?What's on? 600 corny rip-offs of Charles Dickens Classic "A Christmas Carol" and a few info-mercials (how can I resist) and the news.?My first choice would naturally have to be the news.?After listening to an announcement that winter will officially start tomorrow and the news of a car accident that happened in Colorado where no one died, the cool stuff came on: a clown named "Smiley" was arrested after the father of a 16 year old teenage boy caught the two having sex..?But it didn't stop there I then learned that a reporter in New York broke a light bulb on the millennium ball, made entirely from crystal (it cost about $800(USD)).?Then there was a discussion as to what we would and should call the next millennium, it's a tricky question because it could be either "2000","'00" or "the year of zeros" etc...?as the night when on, I was also shown that lying could be healthy and possibly make me live longer.?This is all true..?these were the highlights of the news today.?Or I could also be lying so that I can live longer? ?All in all I did learn that there is such thing as a bad news day...
? ? ? ? ? ...?Enjoy your holidays (if you want). |
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