The Latest on 'The Sock Dog Battle'

By Jack on 2000-05-05 11:31:18

Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, held a "news conference" on NBC's Late night with Conan O'Brien Thursday to respond to the lawsuit filed against his creator, Robert Smigel by Pets.com, whose Sock Puppet claims that Triumph defamed him.?Triumph was in no mood for letting up.?"Who the **** wants to buy pet food online instead of going to a pet shop?" Triumph asked.?"Do you realize the kind of crazy, hot, caged (female dogs) you meet at the pet shop?", Triumph also said that Pets.com is a great company and food distributer...?"..for me to poop on!".?He ended the conference with a song:



? ?"Every joke you take

? ? Every dotcom you fake

? ? Every thing you rip off

? ? I'll Poop on you (sung to the music of Sting's "Watching you")"

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