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Date: 2000-01-20 19:08:53

Comment:

Praise Jesus!

Clearly, my fellow shemp has the right idea about our Lord God. Praise Jesus!

Speaking of our Saviour, who art divine in our God's Kingdom... have you accepted (Praise Jesus!) Jesus into your heart and soul?

If not, hurry (Praise God!) up. Time is of the essence. If you do not (Amen!) before the Judgement is upon us, our Father, our Creator, who loves us all unconditionally, will damn you to an eternity of fire and brimstone!

Praise Jesus! Think about it, my brothers (Amen!) and sisters! Would you rather spend an eternity in the bowels of Hell with the Dark Prince (Praise Him!) and all the mormons, jews and anyone who doesn't believe exactly as I do... or (Sweet Everlasting Life!) taste the nectar of eternal paradise and nirvana (We miss you Kurt!) that is Heaven?!

Praise God! Make your decision for Christ! And, do remember Him when the collection plate comes (Amen!) around. I need a new high-backed, velvet chair for my office...