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Date: 2006-03-10 18:11:55

Comment:

Yes...but does the titanic get hit by a tidal wave? No, it gets hit by an iceberg... AND IT DOESN'T CAPSIZE FYI! Plus the love and intimacy does look titanicy.

Jack: Oh, Rose, let me touch yo bosoms.
Rose: IDIOT! THIS IS 1912!
Jack: Yeah, but hte movie is shot in 1997!
Rose: That's it, James Cameron, can I get a guy who doesn't glamor under my boobs?
James Cameron: Uh, no.
Rose: Why?
James Cameron: Because we need him for the tidal wave scene where the ship turns upside down.
Jack: Hey, hey, hey! This sounds a lot like the Poseidon Adventure!
James Cameron: Oh! I forgot to tell you. We decided to make a movie about the Poseidon Adventure.
Jack: Damn, I doubt there'll be much nudity or intimacy in this!
James Cameron: Actually there is.
Rose: Just don't make me get nude, ok?
Jack: NO!