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Date: 2006-04-16 21:00:18

Comment:

Okay...THE WHOLE SHIT IS FUCKED UP!

FIRST: Tina is fucking hot!! Why the hell do they have some hillbilly bitch playing as her. She should go back to her farm and milk the cows.

SECOND: Why isn't Jann Lee and Hitomi in this movie. Jann Lee was in all the games. He should at least take part in the corny ass movie. If they were to put Hitomi in as Alexis Bledel that would of probably been the best decision they had ever made.

THIRD: Why the fuck is there a:
White chick as a Japanese girl with purple hair?
Two Americans as British and French girls?
Kasumi as a girl who doesn't look one shit like her?

FOURTH: Why the fuck are enemies working together? Why do they seem like sluts fighting thousands of guys?

FIFTH: Gen Fu looks dumb corny (if it is him).

SIXTH: I'm bringing back the hillbilly bitch now. When does a horse shit picker learn how to use a samurai sword. What did she do? Try to hit the crows out of the corn field with a shity shovel?

SEVENTH: Why the fuck are these skanky ass unofficial hoes playing volleyball? There's no point plus they're a disgrace to the juicy goodness of the babes of DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

EIGHTH: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS DAMN SHIT HAVE TO WITH THE DOA TOURNAMENT?

NINETH: This is the worst thing since the T.I. music video "What you know".

TENTH: Dead Or Alive cannot be compared to that horse shit in the cornfield. It's so bad I'd rather watch an absurdly unofficial movie called UNDEAD which you most likely don't know shit about because it is shit, horse shit in a cornfield being shoveled by a hillbilly trying to hit crows.

SHIT SHIT THIS IS SHIT-HORSE SHIT IN A CORNFIELD.

P.S: Next time make a CG movie like Final Fantasy VII Advent Children instead of some shit like this, resident evil, tomb raider, silent hill, and other pieces of shit movies that came from good games.

Picture DOA as a CG movie, unlike a Madonna music video- DISGUSTING AND ABSURD.