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Date: 2005-07-27 12:19:23

Comment:

Michael Bay announces cast of '9/11':

Ashton Kutcher - President George W. Bush
Vin Diesel - Dick Cheney
Demi Moore - Laura Bush
Paris Hilton - Jenna Bush
J. K. Simmons - Donald Rumsfeld
James Gandolfini - Rudy Giuliani
Michael Moore - Father O'Malley
Gene Hackman - Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik
Ben Affleck - Fire Commissioner Tom von Essen
Anthony Hopkins - Tom Ridge
Topher Grace - George Pataki
Rob Schnieder - Tony Blair
John Waters - Jacques Chirac
Ron Perlman - Osama bin Laden
Harrison Ford - Saddam Hussein
Wesley Snipes - UN Secretary General
Mel Gibson - Pope John Paul II
Leonardo DiCaprio - 9/11 hijacker
Tobey Maguire - 9/11 hijacker
Chris O'Donnell - 9/11 hijacker
Ethan Hawke - 9/11 hijacker
Frankie Muniz - 9/11 hijacker
Will Ferrell - United Airlines Pilot
Chyna - WTC Survivor
Victoria Gotti - WTC Survivor
Joan Rivers - WTC Survivor
Michael Jackson - WTC Survivor
George W. Bush - Satan