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Date: 2005-02-18 01:28:03

Comment:

I found it!

Hello, my name is Andy Milonakis and I'm a child actor.  I've been acting since I was a little boy and have done many a commercial, most of them include Gerber, Redand Bocker, Aquafina, Sprint Pcs, Mentos, Sega Dremcast, Star Burst, Milanos and Swansons and Cambulls Soups(GAY).  I am looking to get into something more lukecreative like TV Acting and Movies Acting(As an asshole).  I think maybe you can help if you see some of my actors faces(all fat), I can't afford to put my audition up on the internet because it's alot of money and I can't get andymilonakis.com because it costed some money so I got this on geocities. Because it's free(And I'm a tramp and can't afford anything). I will present to you with this website alot of my different faces(which are fat) that I can do when i'm being an actor, I will explain what the face does(be a dick) and what the moment is that I use these faces(on the shitter) and then you will email me and tell me that it's good(Will I?), I know it's good, I hate to be cocky(Well you are anyway you little shit) but I need a positive attitude about myself and my faces(which are fat) if I went to go someplace in this business.  So take a look and tell me what you think(Not very good), if you are a headhunter(Yep, we are going to kill you!) you can take any one of these photos of me(and throw darts at it, yay!) as my headshot for no adisional(spelled wrong) fee.  Please keep in mind that I am  a real person(No your not, you're a dick!) and real feelings(for nothing but myself) are something that I contain, so don't hurt my feelings(don't worry, we will!) by saying something mean(We will anyway) or I'll be forced to remove this site from existanse and kill my dream to become a TV or Movie acter(Woo Hoo).   On To the Pictures(huh, what shit).