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Date: 2005-08-15 00:17:49

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Carolina police found Mickey Suttle, known to the Star Wars internet community as Supershadow, was found dead in his bedroom sitting in front of his computer at his mother's house yesterday. Police on the scene report strange burns on several areas of his body. The weapon used is unknown at this time, as no evidence was on the scene linked to his death. The killers are still at large. However, neighbors might have a vague description of the possible killers. Eyewitnesses report seeing three young men fleeing the scene. The first man was believed to be drunk, and as he was running, or staggering from the scene, he was supposedly carrying a 'lightsaber', the famed Jedi weapon known in Star Wars. The second was a man wearing a bright orange Broncos John Elway jersey. The third was a figure wearing robes and covered in an odd shimmering light, as he was fleeing the scene. No other information is known of the suspects. George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, was often the subject of Mr. Suttle, or Supershadow's website. He was reached by the press to see if he had any comments on the murder. "Supershadow was one of the worst things to ever happen to Star Wars, with his blatant and obvious lies. The Star Wars community is now a better place. If I could, I'd give those guys a medal." Despite Mr. Lucas apparent approval, anyone with any information about the three suspects should contact local police right away. It is believed they are extremely dangerous and armed with the Force. J.E.