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Date: 2005-12-01 14:45:20

Comment:

Its called IAABFL.
Researchers have been trying to find the cause since the invention of the 2 sided dildo. It makes one act like a total retard in the company of those who are smarter and those know more about Starwars.
A possible cure is 100 kicks to the testicles with a steel toed boot. A cattle prod applied to the anus is also known to get those afflicted to calm down for 5 minutes.
In one case 2 cc of LSD had a possible reversal effect however the subject changed into a horny monkey like state, not much different than Mickeys daily routine.

Untill a cure for IAABFL (I AM A BIG FAT LIAR) is found it is reccomended that those afflicted be medicated with a good kick to the testicles once every 5 minutes.
DR. D. Zoom, PHD.