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Date: 2005-10-09 09:01:34

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MAD-Hello! I'm Alfred E Neuman from Mad Magazine! Today, I am with supposed God and the REAL man behind Star Wars, Mickey Suttle, aka Supershadow of Supershadow.com. Hello there, Mr. Suttle. How are you today?

SS-I am the creator of the best movie series ever. How would you feel if you were me?

MAD-If I looked like that, I'd commit suicide... Isn't George Lucas the creator of Star Wars?

SS-Well, not really. I took his ideas and amplified them a million times. If it wasn't for me, Star Wars would be nothing.

MAD-Yeah, it's not like Star Wars was a billion dollar franchise 20 years ago! How did you meet Mr. Lucas?

SS-I met him when I had an idea for the new prequel trilogy in 1997. He loved all my ideas for the Trilogy.

MAD-Like Jar-Jar Binks?

SS-Yes, Jar-Jar is the most popular Star Wars character ever. It is my genius that created the best Star Wars movie, The Phantom Menace.

MAD-Oh! So you are responsible for not only the WORST Star Wars character, but the worst movie too?! And you're proud of this?!

SS-Of course! SS is a genius! I totally rock. I am the greatest being the world has ever seen. Nobody is smarter, or better looking than the great SS.

MAD-Uh-huh... Why is your name not in any credits in the prequel movies?

SS-My name is there. You just have to guess what it is. Haha.

MAD-Oh! I didn't see Ass Hole, or Dick Head, or Piece O Shit, in the credits.

SS-Fantastic. You are simply not intelligent enough to see it.

MAD-Ok. What of the latest at Supershadow.com?

SS-Supershadow.com is the number one Star Wars Site on the Internet. I am the biggest genius ever. SS rocks for all time.

MAD- ... I cannot understand, why on your Site it says Yoda is still alive, when the whole world realizes he's dead.

SS-You are just not smart enough to grasp the infinite wisdom of SS. If you question my actions this will make Lucas angry, and he won't let me make more Star Wars.

MAD-Whaa... You're making the next Star Wars movie?!

SS-Where have you been? Haha. SS is the heir to Star Wars. All hail the mega genius of SS.

MAD-Um, ok. So, are you married? Is there a Mrs. Suttle?

SS-No woman living or dead was ever good enough to marry the best looking man alive. I look like an angel, have the genius of Socrates, the Martial Arts of Bruce Lee, and more money than Donald Trump. No one is better than SS. Haha.

MAD-Oh! That's right! Congratulations on your new position at Lucasfilm. Why have they denied this rumor?

SS-Wouldn't you be scared too? Lucas doesn't do anything without my approval. I could fire the entire staff. Tres cool.

MAD-Ok, I guess that's it for today! Thanks for your time, Mr. Suttle. I appreciate it, thanks for stopping by.

SS-You are so fortunate to even spend a second next to me. Perhaps now all your failures in life can be forgotten, as you got to stand two feet within the greatness of SS.

MAD-Ok... Thanks, Mr. Suttle. Where are you off to now?

SS-SS can't stop scoring. I'm going out with four supermodels tonight. If you had as many beautiful woman as I have, you'd have a heart attack. Haha.

MAD-Thanks again for your time, Mr. Suttle. Have a good night.

SS-Fantastic idea. Your suggestion will be forwarded to Lucas.

MAD-Ok... That was Mickey Suttle of Supershadow.com everyone! WHAT A DICK! This is Alfred E Neuman for Mad Magazine, Thanks everybody!