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Date: 2004-08-30 07:30:48

Comment:

Wow, my two favorite Sci-Fi movie topics, slaughtered be mediocrity!  A prime example of what happens when you have big, overstuffed movie executives who are so fucking stupid, they simply don't get what makes a good movie.  Alien vs Predator could have been HUGE!  But nooooo!  The assholes at FOX chose to work the same fucking formula that is a PROVEN LOSER when it comes to sequels.  Well, PRE-quels, as this dumb ass movie seems to be done in our time vs. the future.

Anyway, I sum this movie up as dull, boring and stupid.

There is very little continuity with AVP and the other movies.  Other then the thinly veiled history of each.  The movie seems to be in a race towards ending quickly from the moment is starts.  There is no build up, no mystery, no suspense and no character development.  It simply rattles along at a very fast pace that leaves you completely void of any emotions other then watching a cheap, Sunday afternoon action flick on TV.  

They discover the pyramid in the arctic and away we go......
Before you know it, the expedition is neck deep, under ground.  

The people at the based camp are diced and sliced before you get a chance to blink.  Wow, that was exciting....NOT.

And, before you know it, there is a QUEEN, unfrozen and popping eggs like they are rabbit pellets on a shit-production line.   A few buffoons get trapped in the "sacrificial chamber".  Sounds exciting, right?  Man, they made this so dull and fucking predictable, it wasn't work at scene.  They had a hot ass chick security guard you thought was simply going to kick some ass going down.  Holy fuck, how much more boring and unimportant can you make a scene.

Alien pod opens.
Dumb ass fucking actors look over.
Alien face hugger jumps.

ALL OVER.  What fucking idiot did they pay to make this movie.

And, it goes down hill from here.

3 Predators.
2 disappear almost without a fight.  Bing band bong, they are dead.

YAWN!!!

And, it slides even more from here....

The lead heroin is as dull as dull can be.  Who gives a fuck or feels anything for this actress?  The rest of the cast is the same, a ho-hum collection of NO BODIES who you gather up to make a LOW BUGET and FORGETABLE movie no body will remember or care about in 6 fucking months.

FOX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

You had the opportunity to make an unbelievable epic Sci-Fi classic.  Instead, you give us bubble-gum, godzilla squashes Toyko CRAP.

FOX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

Don't waste your money seeing this.  If you have to see it, wait until they show it on TV.

DON'T RENT IT.
DON'T PAY A DIME TO SEE IT.

I have a friend in the movie industry.

ALL MOVIES MAKE MONEY.

This piece of shit effort will make money as well.

Why??

Because people rent of buy the videos.

SEND AM MESSAGE TO THESE DUMB AS FUCKS IN HOLLYWOOD.

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MONEY ON THIS FUCKING STINKER.

This movie was so bad that they did not even show a preview to the critics BEFORE it was released.  FOX knew they had a DOG and wanted your box office opening day money.  And, the results speak for themselves.  It dropped off the face of the earth over the course of the opening week.

When I say it, there were 9 people in the theater.

FOX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

Save your money!!!!!!

All this movie has is nice photography.

The rest sucks.