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Date: 2004-08-20 11:21:58

Comment:

Being a gentleman of the larger persuasion myself, I was about to write something about the absurdity of this comment and how it marginalizes overweight people and ignores the heavier issues (yes I am that good). But the reader is astute and should be commended. Michael Moore is a big fat fat ass fatty fat fat fuck, and so am I. Furthermore, I believe the doughy filmmaker, like myself, is more afraid to take his shirt off at the pool than of any Homeland Security shit. It can be argued that being a fat fuck is a character flaw in that it represents a psychological weakness and an obsessive and/or greedy and lazy personality. Fat people, such as Mr. Moore and myself, lack temperance, moderation, and balance. We consume more than we should, crap more than we should, fuck less than we should, and cause many young girls in Palau or Saipan to work late hours stitching together some sort of temple curtain to cover our sagging, hairy man boobs. So good show reader. Perhaps Michael Moore can steal Steadman and Dr. Phil away from Oprah for some concentrated psychological evaluation and dietary expertise. Until then, I will be content to think of his pale, distended torso every time I am trying to last longer with a chick. Tantric, baby. Fatties unite.