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Date: 2004-07-16 00:45:43

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You are a severly delusional individual you know that Silent_Azn_86?  I would give you my "kung pow oriental style kick your fried rice eating ass" special.  You can't match me because I'm ABOVE YOU, BEYOND YOU and so damn far outta your league my fighting you wouldn't hardly give me a workout.  I'd do to you what we French do to mere flies on the wall... swat them and go about our day.  You couldn't make a dent on me and thats with you HAVING your baseball bat, and whatever other kitchen utensils you could scrounge up.  I would humiliate you like a abandoned orphan and then hang you out to dry... you duck sauce confusin for ketchup bang wearing, baggy dumped a load in your jeans wearin misfit Long Duck Dong Molly Ringwald from "16 Candles" foreign exchange student blind you with dental floss hazardous driving egg foo young dipshit!  The question girly boy REALLY ought to be DO YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND WHO YOUR MESSIN WITH?!  You couldn't hold a candle next to me you dim witted fried pork rolled punk.  I would massacre you in 5001 different ways and still not ruin my clothes in the process.  Your "crew" as you say... your "gang"... LMAO.. what a joke, I wont even humor you in going into how ridiculous you sound... your gang... yeah right Puh-Leeeeeese.  I'd single handedly by myse;g go thru your pathetic "gang of merry men" as if they were apart of Spanky and Alfalfa's gang from "The Little Rascals"!  Little girly boy, I'd spare your miserable life only on the basis that my kickin your ass would extend into the night and I would only have mercy on you when the street light came on signaling your curfew time to get back home to your momma.  I'd drag your beaten and bruised body back to your house and show your momma proudly what I did to you!  Your momma would be so happy that someone finally put you in your place that NOT ONLY would she more than likely commence to getting a few cheap shots off to your face herself but she would blow me as a way of saying thank you.. and if I feel up to it I may provide her with with a anal experience that would leave you wondering why your mom suddenly signed up for lessons on how to speak French.  You dilweed dum sum nothing useful to say fortune cookie believin in candy ass.
Arrrrrrrg, I wish that I could at least just crack you in the face one good time before I retire to bed but the dreams I'll have about me and your grateful mom will more than suffice for now.  

I'd tie that chain you were talkin about around your neck and attach the other end to something in my cellar so that one of the first things I could do in the morning is greet your tight eyed tan sandal wearin ass to a warm welcome reunion to my fists of fury, and then I'd leave your retarded ass down there while I went upstairs to make me some breakfast.   I'd express mail your dumb ass to Korea with a note attached to the chain around your neck askin the receiver of package to try and guess if you were Chinese, Japanese, Korean or black, due to the sever extent of your bruises and injuries... hell I may even offer a prize if they could come up with the correct answer... oh and I'd have you wearin a ballerina tu-tu while holding pictures of me giving your mom the anal reception and your other hannd would be holding a dead parakeet to maintain your dog/cat eatin ass on the long trip.  You moron, you CAN"T EVEN HOPE IN YOUR DREAMS TO MATCH ME.. its too hard a thing for you to comprehend girly boy.  Ohh and again I say it to you... Batman Begins is going to BLOW.


Later you noodle eatin Bat Nerd,

-Deouija  :)

LMFAO&ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!