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Date: 2004-05-09 17:18:35

Comment:

What a horrible movie that was.  The previews looked pretty good (maybe because I was only half paying attention), but the actual full-length film was completely awful.  It's a blatent ripoff of Vampire Hunter D, except they tossed in a couple other random monsters, destroyed any notion of a plot, threw in some painful attempt at a script, and made the main character an Archangel.  Or something.  I don't even know what he is, because they never explained it.
The worst part was probably the "Vampire Brides."  Every other second of the movie they would be rolling their heads around, hissing at each other, and lolling their tounges like idiots.  Not to mention their costumes.  My eyes still hurt.
I have to say, though, "Van Helsing" would have been a GREAT comedy if it stopped taking itself so seriously.