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Date: 2004-07-11 21:22:52

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Okay you guys, here is the rest of our story. We had togo in short notice last time because my mom walked in and saw the part about her stolen car and freaked out and made us get off. But, anyway, here is how the rest of the story goes:
After studying the cookie for a moment, he pulled it towards his luscious lips and bit down into the Chocolaty Chunk cookie. He let out a sound that was "Mmmm, good." Right then, my cousin snatched the cookie from his beautiful mouth and took off running and dove into the very large hedge that separates our house from his. He started screaming, "Hey!!! I thought that was supposed to be a free sample! Can I please have that cookie back? It was very good." He looked so confused and shocked that my cousin took his cookie. I was watching over the hedge through my binoculars and I almost wanted to give him a hug and say, "Here's your cookie back. I'm sorry." But we really needed that cookie to sell on Ebay for money. When my cousin got back, we started arguing over the cookie. So, she told me "Steal your own cookie!" (even though the whole plan was my idea). So, I made myself look ugly and I dressed up as a Girl Scout and went to his house around lunchtime so he would be hungry again. Vannessa was out at a photo shoot, and the chef was on his day off. I was waiting for the opprotune (bad spelling) moment to go ring his doorbell. My cousin was looking through the binoculars through his kitchen window. She saw him go look in the refrigerator and she screamed, "Go! Go! Go! He's reaching for food!" So, I ran to his doorstep and rang the bell. He opened the door and said, "Oh, no" I introduced myself the same way my cousin had and he said, "Look, one of you little Girl Scout people already my free smaple this morning. I didn't appreciate that very much." He frowned a very cute frown, and I pretended to be confused and said, "Um...no...sorry, but, would you like another cookie to replace the one that was stolen from you." He frowned a little, and said, "Only if you have Chocolaty Chunk!" I said, "I sure do." He smiled and said, "Okay, I want a cookie." Then, I handed him the cookie and he raised it to his mouth, then stopped. He moved the cookie away, took a step back from me, and said, "Don't steal my cookie!" I put on a confused look and said, "Yeah, sure.....o-kay." Slowly, looking at me suspiciously, he took a bite. Quickly I grabbed the cookie from his mouth and took of running to hedges like my cousin had. But this time he followed me. He was screaming, "Not again!!!!!! Give me back my cookie! I won't let you freaks steal another one! Give me that back!" So, I turned around, threw the whole box of cookies at him and said "There's a whole box! Now leave me alone!" I watched as the cookies hit him in the head and the box fell to the ground. He stopped and looked at the box of cookies. As I went into the hedges, I could hear him sadly saying, "But I don't want the box. I want THAT cookie! The one you stole! This sucks! Two cookies stolen in one day. Vannessa will never believe this..." So, I peeked over the hedges to get another look at him, and then I ran. So, now, we have two beautiful half-eaten-by-Johnny-Depp cookies. One will hopefully be sold on Ebay, while the other will be preserved and framed and hung on our wall. We will try to let you guys in on our new plan tomorrow.

Signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers,
Eryn and Marissa




P.S. Anyone wanna buy a beautiful half-eaten-by-Johnny-Depp cookie???? Look on Ebay and you'll find it. It is kind of expensive though.