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Date: 2004-07-09 20:46:48

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This is from me, Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers. It is now stalker(s) because my cousin has just moved in to get in on the action, which is good. We plan to send her to his house tomorrow morning disguised as a Girl Scout selling cookies. When no one is looking, she will sneak inside and pull out our secret "love" mini camera. It's a good thing she's here because Vannessa won't recognize her because she's never been to France before, but the part that sucks is that we look a lot like sisters. It will really be cool if they actually buy some of the cookies. If Johnny Depp answers the door instead of the butler or Vannessa, we plan to give him a free sample of the Jumbo cookie to make sure he likes it before he buys it. Right when he bites it, she'll grab the cookie from his mouth and make a run for it back to my place so we can admire the beautiful half eaten cookie. Then, we're going to try and sell that on Ebay because we need more spy equipment. Hopefully, we can get some good offers for a lovely half eaten cookie that Johnny Depp's lips touched. And, actually, there might be spit on the cookie which we with will poke with our fingers. That part of the cookie might crumble because it will be soggy. If that is the case, we will either sell the crumbs for a dollar a crumb. Hopefully, I can keep a piece and have it lamenated and framed to put on my wall for admiration by me and my cousin.  The other part of our plan is that we wake him up really really really early by stealing my mom's car, pulling into his driveway, and honking the horn repeatedly, and screaming through a megaphone "Johnny! Wake up, my love!". Then, as soon as we see him getting out of bed through the spy camera outside his window that I put there last year to see his beautiful face every morning as I wake up (I blur out the part where Vannessa is suppossed to be.) Instead, I taped a picture of me sleeping in a wedding dress over the TV screen where I see Johnny every day. So, anyway, when we see him get up, we will pull out of his driveway and into our driveway and then I'll duck down to where he can't see me and my cousin will get out dressed as a Girl Scout. She will then ring his doorbell, and offer the cookie. He won't be able to refuse the cookie because he just woke up and hasn't eaten yet. And as his luscious lips and perfect teeth sink into the chewy chocolate chunk cookie, which we found is his favorite, she'll then snatch the cookie from his mouth and complete the rest of our mission (which is listed above.) We will update you tomorrow around ten to tell you how our mission turned out.

Signed,
Johnny Depp's Number One Stalkers,
Eryn and Marissa