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Date: 2004-03-12 13:47:42

Comment:

ok, more jokes, now in the form of questions:
1.If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
2. If 4 out of 5 ppl suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 out of five ppl enjoys it?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4.Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist and a racecar driver not called a racist?
5.If apig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If lawyers get disbarred, and clergymen get defrocked, why don't electricians get delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and dry cleaners depressed?
7. Do Lipton Tea employees go on coffee breaks?
8. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
9. I wondered why people read the bible a lot more when they get older and then it hit me: they're cramming for their final exam.
10. If most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks, do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?
11.What happened to Preparations A through G?
12. There are 3 religious truths:
a.Jews do not recognize Jesus as the messiah
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
ciao 4 now!!!