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Date: 2003-11-09 16:33:23

Comment:

Okay, listen up everyone in this damn room. This message goes out to everyone who thinks that Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash would be a good movie: FUCK OFF! I hope you all die. Bruce Campbell would shit himself if he knew that people like you called themselves his fans. I pity you for your own insanity. Ash is the greatest thing that ever happened to movies and New Line Cinema would take a huge shit on his name if they made this movie. The only way it would POSSIBLY be good is if Sam Raimi directed it. And even then, it would be ridiculous. Ash would massacre them soooo badly. He would rip them to shreds with his bare hands, EAT them, then shit out their remains, take a huge piss on them, and shoot the massive stinking pile with his fucking boomstick. If this movie is arranged out of a lapse in sanity for Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell, I will not only boycott the movie, I will form a picket line in front of whatever theater gets it and not let people in to see it. Dear god, this movie doesn't need to be made, and anyone that thinks it should be made needs to burn in hell right beside Freddy and Jason. Now Michael Myers, I could see. But no Ash, dear GOD no Ash!