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Date: 2003-08-08 06:23:25

Comment:

I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT IS:

We (Frodo and me) were on our way to some Ork's house in a very rough part of middle earth.
As we were walking and chatting a saucy Tree Ent overtook us and then pulled her roots up, pulled her bark to the side, bent over and started to show us everything she had! We decided to hang around for a while and before too long a few more Black riders showed up and began doing equally saucy things infront of us.
We reluctantly left after a while to continue to Mordor that was in a run down Hobbiton type area. Found the door and a shifty bloke let us in. Inside was this dodgey looking wizard and another saucy Ent who behaved in a similar way to the ones we met earlier.
I can't remember exactly what happened next but we managed to break a Sword or two while looking through a pile of junk, i think you'd pulled a few interesting Rings out and started to barter for them with the dodgey Wizard bloke. Next thing Aragorn turns up and sits down on the sofa while some other Wizard arrives to have some acupuncture.
Sam arranges to buy a carvan off this bloke and borrow my Horse to tow it home (you were delighted at the opportunity to ride it) I think me and Aragorn then left to walk home, as we get back outside a few more Wizards are guarding the door and give us a grilling but we manage to get away only to be followed by one of them.

It all fades away after that.