NAMC, Inc. Throat-Rapes Captive Movie Goers

By Radar on 2003-05-18 20:34:38

New Age Media Concepts has conspired with theater owners nationwide to force advertising down the throats of "captive" movie audiences. ?

You've heard about how the French force feed cream to geese to fatten up their livers? ?Yeah, they nail the poor bastard's little webbed feet to the floor and shove a funnel down is long goose neck and start pouring. ?"Now that's what I call a 'captive audience'" a source at NAMC said with a wink.

Well, my friends, that's what New Age Media Concepts would like to do to you. ?But what you'll be getting doesn't come from a cow. ?Nope. ?It's more like good old fashioned American advertising--Chevy's and Coca-Cola, and shit like that. ?And this is after you've laid down some real dough to see a movie! ?Paying to watch advertising--now that's something.

"With approximately 6000 theaters in the United States today we have tapped into over 10% of that market, we feel that we will have a presence in over 30% in the near future. We welcome media buyers to be a part of what we have to offer.? stated Louis Victor of New Age Media Concepts, Inc.

I want to thank NAMC for sending us their press release (see previous story) so we can share it with y'all. ?Send Louis Victor a message at www.namct.com and tell him what you think of the idea. ?

Now don't worry too much about that throat raping business. ?An anonymous source at NAMC, not Louis Victor, says "believe me, if you just relax and let it go all the way down your throat, you won't have to taste it until later on when you burp."

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