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Date: 2002-12-31 15:28:02

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I STARTED ON BATMAN THE MUSICAL IN SUMMER OF
2000 HERE IS MY SCRIPT

BAT-MAN: THE MUSICAL

              Book and Lyrics by Johnathan French
       Johnathan French
Based on the 1966 BAT-MAN TV Show
Stage Play by Johnathan French
   


   BATMAN: THE MUSICAL
             ACT ONE

              SCENE 1
        (Opening Song/ Fight Music)
All.
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                              
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN      
 NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
   NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN    
    NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN!

Narrator.
Out side their Famous Bat cave. Several fine bits of inspired
Dialogue were delivered several stories above the heads of the
Series? 5 to 10 year-old audience. Imagine, if you will, the Dynamic
Duo scaling a modernistic glass  house  wherein a wild sixties party rages.

Robin. Gees looks like a swinging party BatMan
BatMan. Yes Robin and people shouldn?t  throw party?s  in glass houses
Robin. Gees I guess your right BatMan?

A woman gasses Batman and Robin as they walk in

Narrator But  not very far lurks The Joker, King Tut ,Catwoman, Book Worm,
Egghead, Shame, The Mad Hater, Mr. Freeze, The Penguin, The Riddler , Sandman.

Catwoman. The mere thought of pulling a caper
without  There masked meddling would be most purrrrrturbing to me !!

Joker. ?But what about Batman Catwoman??
Catwoman.  ?Don?t worry My Perrrrrrrrrfic kittens will deal with them and Batgirl to.
The Joker. Now the Moment We have all been waiting for...
The unmasking of Batman, hahahahahah  victory is Ares.

Narrator. But later down in the basement of the abandon house

Egghead. Get  the Penguin eggs Miss. Benedict

Miss. Benedict. Ok Eggy

The Penguin. Heh,Heh  Quak, Quack
Well the Dynamic Duo, their faces completely covered with Penguin eggs.   Quak, Quack that will be a good laugh  Quak, Quack.

The Riddler. Ha,ha ha,ha what did I miss now  Penguin

The Penguin. Egghead is going to completely covere there Faces with Penguin eggs

The Penguin. Heh,Heh  Quak, Quack
Well the Dynamic Duo, their faces completely covered with Penguin eggs.   Quak, Quack

Narrator. Then Barbara Gordon  better known as Batgirl gets a message from Batman
And is now as we speak is changing in to her Batgirl costume  

Batgirl  Sneaks in through the window  the villains turn around


    Batman. How did you know ?
Batgirl. Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt Batman ... a woman's intuition

Batgirl frees Batman and Robin

Batman. Now you Mad Hatter and your Friends...
Mad Hatter. Not until I toss my hat into the ring, Batman

Catwoman. Who are you anyway?

KingTut. Tut !.Master of thieves,
King of the Nile,
that?s just on momma's side of the family.

Batman. I?ve see you meet Tut now Catwoman

The Riddler. Get him Hatter

The Mad Hatter. ?Ok Riddler!?

The Joker troughs  some marbles that have a poison gas inside

The Riddler. ?Oh  and Batman ?What?s black and white and read all over??
     
                      The Villains Exit.
 
                            Bat cave

Batman. ?What?s black and white and read all over??

Robin. I?ve got it  a news paper?

Batman. of cores  a news paper yes it makes since

Tow hours later at the Villains hide a way

Riddler. Enough ! Stop that ridiculous bickering !! Batman has had time to solve the clue !!!!
                                           (Song)
The Joke. I?ve got, I?ve got  , I?ve got  , I?ve got  , I?ve got  The Plane  that  will stop
the Dynamic Duo,  I?ve got  The Plane  that  will stop  the Dynamic Duo and  The world will be Ares I?ve got, I?ve got  , I?ve got, I?ve got  The Plane  we corner them into a trap
in witch they cant excape  how a bout we conbine all of are most greatest planes into one
The Plane ,Yes the Plane  that  will stop, The Dynamic Duo, the Dynamic Duo,  I?ve got  The Plane  that  will stop  the Dynamic Duo and  The world will be Ares I?ve got, I?ve got  , I?ve got, I?ve got  The Plane  we corner them into a trap
in witch they cant excape  how a bout we conbine all of are most greatest planes into one

                      (Fade out)


                 (Fade in)
Batman. Bookworm, What are you up to ???
Bookworm. It's a curious old recipe I discovered,
how to steam a bat !!!

Batman and Robin  Excape with the help of Batgirl

    Batman. How did you know ?
Batgirl. Through the one thing you couldn't possibly have in your utility belt Batman ... a woman's intuition


(Opening Song/Fight Music repeats)
All. NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                              
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN      
 NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
   NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN    
    NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN!



 Mr Freeze. How did you find the entrance
to the ice palace ?? !!!
Frosty. Oh darling, stop spitting ice cubes !  

Batman. Easy we though about the only coldest places in Gotham  and found  the only abandon Ice Cream Factory  

 Mr Freeze. Get Them my Snow Men!?

(Opening Song/Fight Music repeats)
All. NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                                                                                                                                                                                        
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN                                                              
NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN      
 NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
  NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN
   NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN    
    NA NA NA BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN, BAT-MAN!


The Archer. And " Now I am Heading off to rob from the rich and give to the poor! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

                              Blackout
                           

                          ACT TWO

The Penguin?s Googo Girls. He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin,
He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin

The Penguin. Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack
Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack,

The Penguin. I all was have a  wonderful diabolic plane but  Batman stops me every time

The Penguin. Well this Birds had enough , Well this Birds had enough, Well this Birds had enough that?s why the Dynamic  Dimwits must Die !?


The Penguin?s Googo Girls. He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin,
He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin

The Penguin. Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack
Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack, Quak, Quack

The Penguin?s Googo Girls. He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin,
He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, He?s The Penguin, (Softly) He?s The Penguin!