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Date: 2001-12-01 21:40:17

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This is a truly great site to let us speak our minds so freely and really not to have our thoughts and words edited out.Except the word "f*ck" and "c*nt" oh sorry how did those get in there. But really thank you digital theatre for allowing us to speak on these topic's so freely such as Halle's Berry's
God would I love to f*cking devour those nice ass tits in a new york minute. Hey that just gave me an Idea, listen to this why don't we have halle fly over to New York (Come on if this wouldn't give you any relief then you can't get your dick stiff anymore period.) and flash her tits in times square you put her high up on a stage and get her on a big screen,and let's say let her do it for about five minutes.We'll say "ok halle for every minute you flash your tits were going to give five million dollars,also if you take off your(oh now were really getting dirty ,men watch as mother's cover their kids faces) panties and you maybe twirl around a little bit and play with your ass a little bit too and that'll give you an extra 10 million does that sound fair(if you don't have any morals and aren't stupid yes it sure as sh*t is fair,for that amount of money I guarantee most of the women in this country wouldn't have any morals for five minutes,if they were offered this),also to add some extra honey to the pot(as if she needs anymore Honey in Her Pot,yes there is a hidden meaning to that Mr.Gump)when we release your performance on dvd you will receive fifthy percent of sales"   Halle "what are you f*cking insane"(yea this kind of an off the wall thought)

"you won't do it ? "

Halle:"thanks for answering my question,umm ok now where do I sign? "

*(Hidden contact clause, Halle must take part in 2,500 man gang bang hugh hefner(easy on the pills buddy),george carlin, eddie murphy, the pope,sure clinton maybe we can up your hillary and blue dress standards,O.J Simpson(better make him last he might try to stab her and ruin the fun for everybody, ron jeremy,owen wilson(hey you never know maybe she teach him how to act like a man and not some winey loser),corey haim & corey feldman(On second thought no, their so washed-up not even a role for both in the upcoming star wars and those damn harry cack smoker movies could help them out, true 80's relic's, no 80's trash sounds better I think)who else? well I think we could Use her to lure bin laden out of his,surely he not that attached to his goat.Moving on Rev.Jessie jackson(sh*t he already cheated once wouldn't this be worth a second time)Sorry Magic Halle isn't interested in you Mr.Aids(could I go any lower yea actually I could in my only morals I refrained in making a comment about George Harrison,but give me five million (I Wish it was that easy) I think most others would do the same, hey just ask national enquier and star they'd do it for free)ok who's next, let's invite harrison but only if he'll dress up as Indiana Jones or Han Solo(we'll give halle the choice on that one) (and hell while their talking about Harry cack smoker most likely to be (J.K Rollings derserves a one-way ticket to hell in opinion for this generic bastard fantasy creation of hers)(hey maybe they could lynch her the same night halle does her show,just kidding or am I ?)(God where do I get this sh*t),then we'll invite Bill Gates NO WAY IN HELL!!! , f*ck he probably already paid for her anyway.

Then we'll invite about another twenty hot celebrity chicks a few porn starlets so they can give tips, "No bill you can't f*ck halle without a condom".Also so this celebrity gang bang won't be just a bunch of hairy asses ,we'll have a couple hundred stripers parade around them and form a huge circle of saline filled tits.No I changed my mind the pope only gets to watch hell he can direct the filming of it, we know he's a dirty old man haven't you heard the pope and the vatican have the largest LIBARY of porn in the world(I'm not joking on this one. I of Course since it's my idea I get her first in a private session, silk sheets included.Also we'll get Steve Martin, Bill Murray, and Richard Pryor to host it and make commentary while halle's flashing us. Yes of course the DVD will have a Mult.Angle, after all this is " THE 1ST ANNUAL END OF THE YEAR CELEBRITY GANG BANG EXTRAGANZA"  


   HOLY sh*t!!!!!

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