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Date: 2001-11-20 12:38:23

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That was one of the best Simpsons episodes ever. The laser's moving up to cut Mr. Bond in half but he tosses a coin up which makes the laser split up and cut through his restraints and he quickly rolls out and runs off. "Stop him! He's supposed to die!" shouts Mr. Hank Scorpio, Homer's boss, friend and an international villian. Homer Simpson, who is standing at a vending machine, dives at him, knocking Mr. Bond out with his fat body. A half dozen soldiers then surround Mr. Bond and empty their rifles into him as he lays motionless on the ground. As a reward for his services, Homer receives a fumbling football team (they show up on his front lawn), which turn out to be the Steelers or something. Homer's secret dream is to own the Dallas Cowboys but Mr. Scorpio was unable to get them for some reason or other so replaced them with another team. Forgive me for not remembering the name of the team that he gets. :)

I'll end this on my favourite quote from that episode: "If you'd like to kill anyone on the way out, that'd help me a lot."