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Date: 2001-08-03 10:23:26

Comment:

Are you guys serious?!
Let me get this straight...You can sit through a 2 hour movie about talking monkeys...but you complain about the end being a bit "unbelievable?"

Burton doesn't even know what the end means.  Quit trying to figure it out, because you can't.  Why does the monkey land the pod while Marky crashes twice?  It's called a plot device dumbass!  If he doesn't crash, then there is no movie.  If the chimp doesn't land, Marky can't leave.  It's as simple as that.

I know it's not Citizen Kane...But what the F*%k did you expect?

I live in Hollywood, work in features, went to film school, and in the end it all comes down to one thing...
You've got to know the difference between a movie and a film.
"Apes" is a movie, and a very successful one.  Mission accomplished.

I'm sick and tired of it not being "Hip" or "Cool" to like a movie anymore.

If you couldn't tell what this movie was going to be like before you went to see it...then you have the forsight of a damn dirty ape.

-duke