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Date: 2001-05-22 23:01:08

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FADE IN:

INT. WEB KITCHEN--AFTERNOON

SPIDERMAN enters and throws school books on the counter, next to a pile of Playweb magazines.

He flips through one of the magizines, stops and curiously is checking out the centerfold.

INSERT CENTERFOLD

A beautiful, leather clad black widow is spread eagle, revealing her luminous red spot.

BACK TO SCENE

Spidey reaches down and rubs his crotch, and notices a shoo-fly pie on the counter.

COUNTER

The pie is beautiful, like a piece of artwork

Spidey feels the pan, carefully

                     SPIDERMAN
              Hmmm, nice and warm. Fresh.

He slowly slips a finger into the pie

                     SPIDERMAN
              Damn, warm and tight

He starts to rub his crotch on the side of the counter, in motion with his finger sliding in and out of the pie


EXT. HOUSE--SAMETIME

A rusted up, overheating and smoking Ford Pinto pulls in the drive

Spidermans dad, DADDY LONG LEGS, get out of the car, frustrated

                     DADDY LONG LEGS
                Sonsabytches don't know who
                they're messing with

He walks towards the back door and enters the kitchen


INT. KITCHEN--MOMENTS LATER

Daddy Long Legs freezes in his tracks and his jaw drops

DADDY LONG LEGS P.O.V.

Spidey, covered in shoo-fly pie, is ejaculating wet webbers all over the pie


KITCHEN--LATER

Spidey and Dadsit at the kitchen in disgust, looking at the pie

                     DADDY LONG LEGGER
               Well, we can just tell her we ate it