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Date: 2001-05-18 10:47:11

Comment:

I think the only way they are going to salvage the Star Wars movies is if, in the first 5 minutes of episode 2, Jar Jar Binks is killed.  Possibly raped up the a$$ with a light sabre (warm glowing end of course!), and then pissed on by the entire cast.

But that only begins to pay for his crimes against humanity.  Next, a time warp/distortion thingy would open, in space, next to Naboo, the Death Star would pop out, destroy the planet (and Jar Jar's entire evil race) and pop back in again.  

Then and only then would I feel I had gotten my moneys worth!