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Date: 2000-08-09 10:50:48

Comment:

I bet he wanted to die in the first place. Who wouldn't, with a last name like "Engh"? People would make fun of you for having a name that sounds like a noise made during sexual intercourse! Therefore, I submit this humorous story as an explanation for his death. (I'm just kidding, though. Don't be offended.)

He had lived his life in shame. PEopel called him "Sex-Noise Boy" for far too long. But he was out of alternatives. Any girl he wanted to marry to get a name change walked out when they found out what his last name was. I mean, who would want to be married with a guy with a last name like "Engh"? Then the courts had turned down his want for a name change because they found the name so friggin' funny. Pushed to the limits, Mr. Engh finally commited suicide in a way that looked more like accidental death. It was a mistake he would not soon forget, as he watched his death and his name get ridiculed by a certain smartass on the Digital Theatre... 

(Once again, I consider this a tragedy, but still find it my duty to make myself look like a smartass and do this. I do not wish to offend Mr. Engh (hehe) or any of the Engh family (heehee) with this story.)